#1
So, i was watching Toy Story yesterday and Woody said "Theres a snake in my boot!?"

So Pit, who put it the snake in Woody's boot?

My thought was Woody has a huge foot fetish, and there was a dildo in his boot. But Diseny, being sly as they are, used snake to cover it up.

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#3
I hear snakes can move themselves.

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the character of the woody doll was a sheriff in the desert. Snakes tend to climb in dark, damp places like boots.

/thread
#5
Me. I put it there.


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Well, his name is "Woody", so....



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The snake is a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with his mother and I don't know why he has boots, but he has very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never taken drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant
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My thought was Woody has a huge foot fetish, and there was a dildo in his boot. But Diseny, being sly as they are, used snake to cover it up.


What is wrong with you TS?


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the character of the woody doll was a sheriff in the desert. Snakes tend to climb in dark, damp places like boots.

/thread


I concur.

Be like CoreysMonster TS.
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#10
Hmmm. Difficult. I'd almost say CoreysMonster is right. Only thing is.... That Woody is kind of Woodish... Which makes a snake jump away from the fact that wood looks like PedoBear's wood (Oh the bad jokes xD). So I'd say, that some racist woodhater put it there!
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Hmmm. Difficult. I'd almost say CoreysMonster is right. Only thing is.... That Woody is kind of Woodish... Which makes a snake jump away from the fact that wood looks like PedoBear's wood (Oh the bad jokes xD). So I'd say, that some racist woodhater put it there!

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to fucking che


The snake is a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with his mother and I don't know why he has boots, but he has very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never taken drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant


I read that about 15 times...

I still have no idea what you're talking about.
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#15
Is TS looking for those "disturbing Woody" pictures?
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the character of the woody doll was a sheriff in the desert. Snakes tend to climb in dark, damp places like boots.

/thread

This, no one put the snake in his boot.
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