#1
hey guys, i was going to ask a girl to homecoming. We have known eachother for a few years, and have liked eachother for a while, and I'm looking for a creative way to cheaply ask her.

(funny ways welcome)
#2
Tits or GTFO?

Might work.
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#3
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hey woman, i was going to ask you to homecoming. We have known eachother for a few years, and have liked eachother for a while, and I'm looking for a creative way to cheaply ask you out so I asked the Pit but they couldn't come up with anything good so yeah.

Do it TS.
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#4
Generally a dick in a box is frowned upon for homecoming.

It's fair game around winterfest though!
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#5
Do something you'd apologize for, like spill something on her (but definitely NOT that. It's just the first thing I thought of) and nonchalantly go "Oh sorry about that, how about to make it up to you, I'll take you to homecoming?"

EDIT:
Or like if she asks to borrow a pencil or something say "Oh sorry, I don't have one, how about I take you to homecoming instead?"

Same basic idea.
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#7
Well, when I wanted to ask a girl to homecoming, I wrote a short poem and put it in her locker.

She said yes. I don't know.
#8
If you want to go cliche'd, get 11 rubber balloons and make sure they are colors that a black Sharpie would be visible on. Mark the balloons 1-11. In the first balloon, put a piece of paper with an "H" on it. In the second, put "O". In the third, put "M" etc etc. The last one ends in a "?". Deliver balloons and have her pop them. Shouldn't cost too much.
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#9
just ask her like a man.
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#10
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just ask her like a man.

If she knows that he's going to ask her, she'll probably appreciate him doing it in a less boring way.
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#11
Give her roofies, strip her naked, and write "Homecoming?" on her tits in semen.


Edit: Make sure to write it backwards so that she can read it when she looks in a mirror.
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#14
Really its just homecoming..... some people make it out to be a much bigger deal than it is. just ask her, you dont need to do anything special or somehting other than that.
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#15
I remember back in the day when i was worrying about this stuff. when you get older you worry about other stuff, like right now i am trying to remember the name of a girl from the weekend. anyways, if the girl has sibilings or you are cool with her family you can go write your note on a mirror in like window paint or blood or whatever. i did that, got me laid...
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#16
Write it on her car if she has one. With the stuff that can be washed off not something permanent.
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#17
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Give her roofies, strip her naked, and write "Homecoming?" on her tits in semen.


Edit: Make sure to write it backwards so that she can read it when she looks in a mirror.


Get a sleep over arranged with her sleeping aswell and then whilst she's asleep write "homecoming?" backwards on her forehead so when she wakes up and looks in the mirror she sees it. Then she's like "omg, omg, omg, yay." That's when she turns around and you're stood there with your cawk out also with "homecoming?" written on it. You get a blowjob and a homecoming date. Result
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#18
Excuse my very little knowledge, but does homecoming means: I want Sex? or Wanna be my girl?

There's

NEVER

enough

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Excuse my very little knowledge, but does homecoming means: I want Sex? or Wanna be my girl?

It's an American high school dance that always happens around this time of year. He wants a creative way to ask this girl to a dance.
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Give her roofies, strip her naked, and write "Homecoming?" on her tits in semen.


Edit: Make sure to write it backwards so that she can read it when she looks in a mirror.


For increased comical effect, spell it with a 'U' and two 'M's.
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#22
Go to prison for murder, and use your phone call to call her and say, "Hey baby, in 25 years, wanna go to homecoming with me?" She'll be all, "Yes." Or possibly, "No."
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#23
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Excuse my very little knowledge, but does homecoming mean: I want Sex?


Pretty much.
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#24
wow, forgot about this.
well here lies a problem. We dont have any classes together, and our classes are so far apart, i just dont see her much. i wanted to avoid a simple "text", so any other ideas?
#25
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Do it TS.

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Do it T S.

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Do it T S.

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Do T it S.

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Do TitS.

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Do TITS.


'Do tits' indeed sir.


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#26
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wow, forgot about this.
well here lies a problem. We dont have any classes together, and our classes are so far apart, i just dont see her much. i wanted to avoid a simple "text", so any other ideas?

dude

if you build it
she will cum


wait...

DON'T DO THE TEXT ASKY OUTY THINGY

Act like you're just out for a nice stroll, do a haters gonna hate strut

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#27
Approach girl.
You: "Hey, do you want to go to homecoming with me?"
Her: "Sure/Hell no."

Simple as that.
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