Ok I have massive hiccups as of right now and they are getting extremely irritating. Anyone have any good and effective hiccup cures that they would care to share?
Hold your breath until you're about to burst. Repeat until they go away.
Auto-fellatio is the only thing I know of that is guaranteed to work.
Get someone to punch you in the stomach really hard. no seriously though, I always hold my breath till i almost feel like i'm gonna die. works every time.