#2
Leave them alone, let them ruin their own lives.
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#3
I heard water boarding is a safe method of torture.
So come on in
it ain't no sin
take off your skin
and dance around in your bones

#4
obligatory listen to justin bieber all day non-stop
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Yeah, the movie was complete tat.

Avoid, unless you enjoy ruining things that you enjoy.


You can call me Cam, Cameron, or any other variation
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#5
Put their Cat in a microwave.

Not really.

I regularly tell people that they're manually breathing. That annoys them.
RIP Tom Searle.
#6
Quote by MH400
Put their Cat in a microwave.

Not really.

I regularly tell people that they're manually breathing. That annoys them.


Dammit. Now I'm thinking about breathing.

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Skittles is the shit you cuntles. Slob on his knob.

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#7
Quote by MH400
Put their Cat in a microwave.

Not really.

I regularly tell people that they're manually breathing. That annoys them.

I lost the game.
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#8
oops.

Also, on chat:


JayT44:YOU SON OF A BITCH



Sorry, guys!
RIP Tom Searle.
#10
Quote by BlackmanDown
obligatory listen to justin bieber all day non-stop


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! anything but that!
#11
blowtorch the eyes!!! Do it damn it!!!
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#12
Give them a super awesome, best-day-of-their-life time, so every subsequent day is a total disappointment.
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#16
Tie them to a chair and burn them with a cigarette.
I don't always post in the threads but when I do its random and pointless because I'm ignorant enough to think you care.
#18
say what do everything they say and/or misshear
Quote by JacobTheMe
Yeah, the movie was complete tat.

Avoid, unless you enjoy ruining things that you enjoy.


You can call me Cam, Cameron, or any other variation
Mortal Enemies with Primus2112
And everybody's singin'la, la la la, la la la
#19
Make it so that everytime they want to Fap someone comes near the room so they stop, but they think they will eventually go, but as soon as it sounds safe it reoccurs.
#20
Quote by breadstick
...How do you give someone hiccups?


I used to do it to my cousin a lot
Make them eat icecream and then a hell of a lot of coke or something.
#21
Tie their dicks in a knot and make them watch pr0n all day
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#22
A shotgun to the dick.


Reference, anyone?
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Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#24
1. Take shovel
2. Dig hole in desert
3. Put person in hole
4. Bury person up to neck
5. Cut eye lids off
6. Put honey around the wound, up nose, on and in mouth
7. Put syrup in hair
8. Release fire ants and/or bullet ants
9. Tape the torture and send to victims family.

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1. Tie person to a table
2. Cut their clothes off
3. Take knife and make small incisions into skin all over their body making sure to give them paper cuts between fingers, toes, around the nostrils, mouth, eyes and ears.
4. Rub salt, vinegar, and lemon into wounds
5. Leave them to suffer for a few minutes
6. Take a sharp knife and peel away the skin from their hands and feet making sure not to let them bleed to death.
7. Pour conc sulphuric acid and sugar onto the skinned areas
8. Skin their face and repeat step 7
9. Tape it and send it to their family
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#25
Quote by Guitardude19
1. Take shovel
2. Dig hole in desert
3. Put person in hole
4. Bury person up to neck
5. Cut eye lids off
6. Put honey around the wound, up nose, on and in mouth
7. Put syrup in hair
8. Release fire ants and/or bullet ants
9. Tape the torture and send to victims family.

-----

1. Tie person to a table
2. Cut their clothes off
3. Take knife and make small incisions into skin all over their body making sure to give them paper cuts between fingers, toes, around the nostrils, mouth, eyes and ears.
4. Rub salt, vinegar, and lemon into wounds
5. Leave them to suffer for a few minutes
6. Take a sharp knife and peel away the skin from their hands and feet making sure not to let them bleed to death.
7. Pour conc sulphuric acid and sugar onto the skinned areas
8. Skin their face and repeat step 7
9. Tape it and send it to their family



Step 9. is very "Albert Fish"
I like it.
He ate little kids, and sent letters to the family telling how he cooked them, and how they tasted.
In the early 1900's
I think that's how it went. I researched him awhile ago.
#26
Quote by Guitarman015
A shotgun to the dick.


Reference, anyone?


¿Pulp Ficción?


Probably give them a forced erection and then pierce the hard penis very slightly with needles and pull out quickly, but do it at angle. Then blowtorch very slowly. After that, dab salt all over it and rub in vigorously. After that pour some honey over the top and let loose ants nearby.

Unless you enjoy that stuff.
#27
i tune there guitar in regular tuning and tell them they have to play more than 2 finger chords on the e and a string