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So last night I was out with some friends, so we were just returning from a club and I had to go pee but my house wasn't close, so I went to a building nearby and start to pee in the parking space, so this guy suddenly comes down and starts yelling at me and telling me to clean it up, so I say:"yeah yeah obviously this is a bad thing" and then I started running, he saw that he couldnt chase me down so he just left.

So the question is pit, do you ever pee on buildings if there isnt a bathroom nearby?

And if you catch someone doing it on your building what would you do?
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longchord I would pee on you if I needed to

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Trees and other plants are awesome for this purpose.
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I was drunk in the middle of town, and needed to Pee.

I just found the nearest alley. I remember frantically looking in all directions, searching for Police / people.

This was with a drink in 1 hand, whilst trying not to Pee on my jeans.

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Trees and other plants are awesome for this purpose.


Yeah but here there are trees and plantsi n the middle of the street, usually there arent any people behind a building.

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I was drunk in the middle of town, and needed to Pee.

I just found the nearest alley. I remember frantically looking in all directions, searching for Police / people.

This was with a drink in 1 hand, whilst trying not to Pee on my jeans.

Never again.


My friend when he was drunk he just stood near a bus stop and started peeing, it's ok to do it because you are drunk.
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#7
I'm guilty of having done it myself, usually down a variety of alleys in town.

However, if I caught someone peeing on my house, I'd kick their ass.

Mainly because I live down a cul-de-sac, and they would have had to consciously go out of their way to piss on my house.
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#8
There was this one drunk guy who was peeing in our building's parking lot, me and my friend started throwing empty beer bottles at him Good memories
#9
Remember kids, only pee on public property. It's pretty douchey to pee on someone's house or car
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A potential landlord fucked me over last summer. One night, I was pissed and bursting, so I took a wee on her front door. Take that, the man! Even though the landlord was a woman! Take that, woman! Take that, women!
#11
Depends. I wouldn't pee on someones house but man when you have to go sometimes there is no option to piss on the streets. I usually find somewhere out of the way already covered in trash...it's not nice when people do it right in the open. But really I think towns should have way more public toilets/temporary urinal stations. If you are on the move most shops/cafes/pubs get arsey when people exploit their toilet services, and you are not going to piss your pants! but here in the Uk its a 80quid fine for doing for a street piss.

Peeing au-naturale? now that is the superior peeing choice
#12
It has happened to me.

Me and my friends were having a good time at a bar, but I was too much drunk, way too much. So when we left I pissed on a building, and the cop saw me. Being the depressive drunk**** that I was at that moment ( my mom died the week before ), I started to reply violently while still holding my penis in my hand and continue pissing. Then after I black out before this ''conversation'' ended. I'm lucky I didn't woke up in jail, because my friend told me that I was threatening to kill the cop.

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A potential landlord fucked me over last summer. One night, I was pissed and bursting, so I took a wee on her front door. Take that, the man! Even though the landlord was a woman! Take that, woman! Take that, women!


read that in totally the wrong context
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But really I think towns should have way more public toilets/temporary urinal stations.




Problem is that the only one of these I ever saw was slap bang in the middle of Covent Garden, in a particularly busy spot. Having a Rambo piss is one thing, having a Rambo piss with 400 people staring at you is another. The humiliation of not being able to go would probably be worse than the humiliation of going.
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My dad told me a story once where he was drunk and he went in the alleyway to piss and ended up getting it all over a sleeping hobo or something
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#16
iv pissed on domeone fence in the middle of town once. Probably dont it more but cant really remember. ^^ "stage fright" with a bunch of people around you is pretty terrible
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Everytime i go out i end up taking a piss in a lane of some sort, never had any trouble. I wouldn't care if i caught someone peeing on the outside of my fence or anything.



I preety much do the same when i need to, but if i ever found someone pissing on my fence, I would ****ing murder them
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Yes a few times,

get caught here though and you get an £80 fine....

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#21
I know a guy who went down a secluded allyway for a desperately needed pee, hid behind some rubbish to do it and was instantly arrested for (get this) 'indecent public exposure'.
The only person who saw his willy was the police officer and he only saw his willy because he followed him to his hiding place and spied on him.

In court, the judge let him off and had a go at the arresting officer for bringing such a trivial case to court. He said that it was perfectly understandable that when a person needs to go, they need to go and that it was obvious that my mate went to every possible measure to a) find a public toilet, and b) when he couldn't find one, tried to find a place to go where he wouldn't cause offence, then he threatened to do the officer for being a peeping tom if he brought such a case in front of him again.
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Problem is that the only one of these I ever saw was slap bang in the middle of Covent Garden, in a particularly busy spot. Having a Rambo piss is one thing, having a Rambo piss with 400 people staring at you is another. The humiliation of not being able to go would probably be worse than the humiliation of going.

People peeing in public would most likely be drunk, and when drunk you do not give a ****.
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then he threatened to do the officer

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In court, the judge let him off and had a go at the arresting officer for bringing such a trivial case to court. He said that it was perfectly understandable that when a person needs to go, they need to go and that it was obvious that my mate went to every possible measure to a) find a public toilet, and b) when he couldn't find one, tried to find a place to go where he wouldn't cause offence, then he threatened to do the officer for being a peeping tom if he brought such a case in front of him again.


That is epic!


On-topic, I've resorted to buildings once or twice. I also tried to pee over a fence once for some undiscernable reason.

I guess I wouldn't really be that bothered if I saw someone peeing on my building, but it's so far off there's barely any passerby here anyway.
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People peeing in public would most likely be drunk, and when drunk you do not give a ****.


Here we dont even have public toilets lol, if you wanna pee outside you pretty much have to pee on a building or a fire hydrant.
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I thought your mate was being a bit harsh there
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I do that all the time.
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While we are on the topic of peeing, one thing that really pisses me of is that in the middle of the noon parents(There is a kindergarden near my house) just let their kids pee on the fence outside my house, just let it rip right there for everyone to watch, I mean like what the hell atleast go do it somewhere where no one can look.
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#30
The pit is so slow this morning that I'm resorting to awful jokes to entertain myself...


GbAdimDb5m7 put up a video camera. That should stop them, or invite the police round.
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Yeah I go down alleys or lanes etc I try to be discreet about it.
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GbAdimDb5m7 put up a video camera. That should stop them, or invite the police round.


I tried telling the parents to knock it off, It would just seem harsh calling the cops on a mother who just came to pick up her son from kindergarden to get questioned by a few policemen, plus if I call the police they will just lol at me, I dont think there is a law against that.

Jackal you should make some jokes, unless you are not funny, then forget the jokes.
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Yeah I do it all the time, it's funny as fook.
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#34
I have done it before, will probably do it again When you gotta go, you gotta go.


I vaguely remember seeing an article, about a shop here in ireland, that installed a device, that will give you an electric shock, if you were to pee up against the wall.
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I have done it before, will probably do it again When you gotta go, you gotta go.


I vaguely remember seeing an article, about a shop here in ireland, that installed a device, that will give you an electric shock, if you were to pee up against the wall.

i've never heard of that before i doubt it would work though since pissing on an electric fence doent give you a shock
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i've never heard of that before i doubt it would work though since pissing on an electric fence doent give you a shock



Oh really? Maybe i made it up so? I defintely remember reading in a paper about a buliding that had huge problems with people peeing on it. and i could have sworn that they installed something like that

I thought that if your pee stream is unbroken, then you can get a shock no?
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Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

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we've gone and peed on the buildings of the social studies department

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I know a guy who went down a secluded allyway for a desperately needed pee, hid behind some rubbish to do it and was instantly arrested for (get this) 'indecent public exposure'.
The only person who saw his willy was the police officer and he only saw his willy because he followed him to his hiding place and spied on him.

In court, the judge let him off and had a go at the arresting officer for bringing such a trivial case to court. He said that it was perfectly understandable that when a person needs to go, they need to go and that it was obvious that my mate went to every possible measure to a) find a public toilet, and b) when he couldn't find one, tried to find a place to go where he wouldn't cause offence, then he threatened to do the officer for being a peeping tom if he brought such a case in front of him again.

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People peeing in public would most likely be drunk, and when drunk you do not give a ****.

No, I use them whenever they are about (which isn't often) it's not like people see your willy or anything. In fact it is quite a freeing feeling to piss in the street without fear of being fined. IMO they should re-introduce open Roman style communal-shitters on the streets. Viva la toilet revolution!
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