#1
I am well aware that the Pit is full of hound dogs, so I'm sure I'll get most excellent advice.

Let me know how to do this Pit.

Don't let me down.
#3
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#6
You can do it in a million ways, but I think the most important thing to do is not over-think it and get anxious
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Uhh there was this guy who didn't get any of the questions in some exam so he put 2 pencils in his nose and headbutted the desk.. and died.. that's pretty stupid.


#8
Present her a haggis.

Or stab her nan
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Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#9
Well, saying "Hi, would you go out with me some time? Because I like you, you know." should do the trick.
#11
Find out where she lives. Walk by her house a few times during the week. Make sure she sees you occasionally.

At school. Follow her at lunch. Not too close, but not far enough away that she doesn't see you.


If her window is accessible at her house, try to walk up to it when you know she's in there and stare at her.


Girls dig that shit.
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#13
Girls aren't stupid, they know if you like them even if you think you're hiding it so well.
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#14
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Find out where she lives. Walk by her house a few times during the week. Make sure she sees you occasionally.

At school. Follow her at lunch. Not too close, but not far enough away that she doesn't see you.


If her window is accessible at her house, try to walk up to it when you know she's in there and stare at her.


Girls dig that shit.
None of those were creepy at all...
#16
Tell her.
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

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Oscar Wilde
#17
Flirt Flirt Flirt Flirt Flirt Flirt Flirt Flirt Flirt Flirt Flirt Flirt Flirt

That is all.
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I go to the pit only to just look at your creepy perverted username.


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#18
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Find out where she lives. Walk by her house a few times during the week. Make sure she sees you occasionally.

At school. Follow her at lunch. Not too close, but not far enough away that she doesn't see you.


If her window is accessible at her house, try to walk up to it when you know she's in there and stare at her.


Girls dig that shit.


Yeah, that works if you are a sparkly, gay vampire named Edward.
"Fly with me forever high
And with these wings
We'll set the world on fire
Fly with me through scorching skies
You and I - The lie of lies"

-Symphony X
#19
Make her a letter saying 'I love you' made up of a mixture of words and letters from magazines and newspapers.

EDIT: Don't forget to post her that letter!
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#20
Just don't do what a friend of mine did and walk up to a (perfectly sober) girl you just met, lean over her shoulder, and whisper in her ear, "Wanna fuck?".
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#22
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Girls aren't stupid, they know if you like them even if you think you're hiding it so well.

This is so true
#23
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Girls aren't stupid, they know if you like them even if you think you're hiding it so well.


I'm sure she knows because I tease her quite a bit. I just don't know what to do next!!
#25
TS, just talk to her. Alone and with her friends. (It's important to do both.) When you feel comfortable enough, ask her out.
#28
Quote by Kensai
Girls aren't stupid, they know if you like them even if you think you're hiding it so well.


This is true. I think they have brain-reading powers...