#1
Has anyone else seen this? i've never heard of The Onion before but it's a joke, right?

http://www.theonion.com/video/justin-bieber-found-to-be-cleverly-disguised-51yea,18178/
#2
No, the Onion is a real, respected news outlet. I'm guessing /b/ had something to do with that.
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#3
Onion = Cracked meets college humor meets mad tv

tis a joke, mate.
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#4
Yes. The Onion is a parody news site.
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#5
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Yes. The Onion is a parody news site.

SHHHHHHHHHHHH! He wouldn't have figured it out.
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#8
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SHHHHHHHHHHHH! He wouldn't have figured it out.

Well it is a convincing story...or maybe i just wanted it to be true.
#9
i lol'd at this.
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#11
The Onion was named America's most trusted news source by the White House last year.
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#13
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i lol'd at this.


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#14
I laughed. Not at this. A fat kid just fell over
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#16
i knew it!
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#17
I could watch the Onion all day and not take in a word. Just read the headlines going along the bottom.
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#18
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The onion is as real as my boobs.

Soo... pretty real then?
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#20
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Soo... pretty real then?


I'd even say... Double D real
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#23
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