Has anyone else seen this? i've never heard of The Onion before but it's a joke, right?

No, the Onion is a real, respected news outlet. I'm guessing /b/ had something to do with that.
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how did u guys get from pit flags to mace windu raping kids using an ice cream truck

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Onion = Cracked meets college humor meets mad tv

tis a joke, mate.
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Yes. The Onion is a parody news site.
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Yes. The Onion is a parody news site.

SHHHHHHHHHHHH! He wouldn't have figured it out.
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how did u guys get from pit flags to mace windu raping kids using an ice cream truck

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"Don't touch my buttsecks"
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SHHHHHHHHHHHH! He wouldn't have figured it out.

Well it is a convincing story...or maybe i just wanted it to be true.
i lol'd at this.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

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The Onion was named America's most trusted news source by the White House last year.
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i lol'd at this.

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not hated
I could watch the Onion all day and not take in a word. Just read the headlines going along the bottom.
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The onion is as real as my boobs.

Soo... pretty real then?
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Soo... pretty real then?

I'd even say... Double D real
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