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#1
I searched. Nothing.


This is just what I've done today:

1. Place cat in a high up location and watch them try to figure out how to get down as a challenge.

2. Slowly get down on all fours while staring at the cat (Feet and hands) and chase after them (I just did it to my ginger cat and she ran into a door spazzing out to try to run away.)

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#2
Inb4 microwave.
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#3
Sounds kida cruel.

I just used to let mine chill out and occaionally poop in my room.

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#4
Cellotape on feet. Wooden floor.

Empty match stick box sleeve on tail

Smartie tubes on legs
#5
She likes when I put her up high. New perspective on the world. I'd let her down if she got upset.
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Cellotape on feet. Wooden floor.

Empty match stick box sleeve on tail

Smartie tubes on legs


This

Watching them go down stairs is hilarious
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#8
Put it in a wheelie bin.


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#9
Smarties tubes on their legs and make them walk like a robot.

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#11
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#12
take random pictures of cat
turn into meme
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#13
Pick your cat up and spin in circles for a minute or two then drop it and watch it run into walls. I do that to my asshole cat and just let my other cat chill.
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Pick your cat up and spin in circles for a minute or two then drop it and watch it run into walls. I do that to my asshole cat and just let my other cat chill.


I'm clumsy enough that I will run into walls as well.

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#16
My buddy is able to balance his cat on its back, and place a can of beer, pack of cigarettes, and a lighter in his arms. He'll stay there for about 5 minutes.
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#17
Shave off it's whiskers, or put a sock over it's head.
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#18
I've always tried to get my ginger cat to ride my dog but they are horrible at creating a symbiotic relationship. A dog with a cat weapon on it's back. It's brilliant.
#21
Put little socks on it. They walk awkwardly trying to get them off and bump into things.
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#24
Placing a cloth or towel on their back and watching them try to "crawl" under it.
#25
Pet it and don't be a douche to it. It can't really defend itself, because if it does then you'll probably get mad at it and punish it.
#26
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Placing a cloth or towel on their back and watching them try to "crawl" under it.


My cat does that with anything sometimes. You go to try and pet her and she'll do it. Like contorting away from your grasp.
#27
Behead it while wearing a mask, oh wait already done.
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This is actually what I was talking about. Would anyone happen to have the .gif of this? I can't find it anywhere.
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#30
There's an easy way to do it:

1) Let it get pregnant
2) Watch it give birth to 3 kittens
3) Drown one kitten without showing the mother
4) Eat the other two in front of the mother.

Their reactions are just priceless.
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There's an easy way to do it:

1) Let it get pregnant
2) Watch it give birth to 3 kittens
3) Drown one kitten without showing the mother
4) Eat the other two in front of the mother.

Their reactions are just priceless.


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#32
Stick it in the washing machine and put it on spin. I haven't tried this with a cat, but I did with ferrets.
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#35
People need to realize that different animals like/dislike different things just like people :P What may be cruel to do to one cat, isn't to another.

Case in point: Spinning cat video.
#36
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This is actually what I was talking about. Would anyone happen to have the .gif of this? I can't find it anywhere.

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#39
stick tape on paws, and after every step they take, they will try to shake tape off and look silly
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#40
Surprised nobody's posted this already. I AM NOT ADVOCATING THIS. NO, IT'S NOT A MICROWAVE.
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