^^I beat you to it in the Off-Topic Thread. Fool.

Happy birthday Mike!

EDIT: Actually, I take that back. I WANT A CD RIGHT NOW. Band, solo, EP, demos, whatever. I know you have something to offer and I want it. NOW.
EDIT 2: But really, happy birthday!
How to achieve Frank Zappa's guitar tone:
Quote by Thefallofman
Step 1: Buy a Gibson SG
Step 2: Insert Green Ringer, EQ, 3 dead squirrels and a microwave into said SG
Step 3: Plug in and freak the **** out.