#1
....and it's that wrong one

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Inb4 shitty puns
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#2
Ain't that some shit.
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#4
The teenager who defecated in a man's car - mistakenly thinking it was his girlfriend's...

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#5
Unfortunately, the owner of the befouled Honda Civic was turned away from the car wash where he attempted to take the car and had to clean the damage himself, Heitz said.


HAHAHAHA. I can picture the guy getting turned away.

"Hey, let me go in the carswash man"
"YOU HAVE SHIT IN YOUR CAR DUDE!"
"I KNOW!"
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#6
lol woops.


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#9
Hhahahhahha
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#11
It'd would have been funny if he'd went to jail, since taking stuff up the anus would have been the perfect ironic punishment.

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OH FOR ****'S SAKE THIS THREAD IS DISGUSTING! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE TRY TO BE CREATIVE WITH YOUR PUNS? CHRIST ON A LEMON FLAVOURED LOLIPOP!

Ok, I'm done.
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#12
what a load of crap
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#13
I guess he must be a shitty driver then.
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#14
LOL I thought this article was called "Man takes a crap in a jar..."
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#15
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LOL I thought this article was called "Man takes a crap in a jar..."

..And that made you want to read it?
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#16
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..And that made you want to read it?

You don't see many news stories of people shitting into jars. He jumped at the opportunity.
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