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A jokey romantic power ballad I wrote which will hopefully be on my next E.P.

Your love is like a doorstop,
It's always there holding me back.
And your love is like a train crash.
I'm the train that's been led off the track.

Your not like all the fish in the sea.
Your love means something special to me.

Your love is like a lemon.
It's always bitter to me.
Your love is like a graveyard,
Or a fire on Christmas Eve.

Your not like all the fish in the sea.
Your love means something special to me.

Our love is like this gig,
Painfully unrehearsed!
My love is like this ballad.
It ends with these final words:

Your not like all the fish in the sea.
Your love means something special to me.
Your love means something special to me.
Yes, your love means something special to me.