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#1
How many drinks does it take you to get drunk?

Apparently, it takes me 2 jager bombs and 2 shots of vodka with coke to be really, really shitfaced. As in throwing up, babbling, cannot stand drunk.
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#2
I usually can't remember.
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#3
Who's asking?

No but really, not a lot. 4 tinnies usually.
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#4
Coke and rum goes straight to my head, so two of those and I'm already very tipsy.

On the other hand I can quite happily enjoy two pints, a shot of vodka or two and some other drink and be fine(ish).
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#5
Lol how long does it take for you sober up?
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#7
Depends. I think for example yesterday was the worst I've ever been, and I only had 2 pints, 2 shots of vodka, and 2 self-mixed drinks.
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I drank 15 bottles of Budweiser and was only marginally drunk.


Takes a lot to get me drunk.

let me guess.. it was BUD LITE??
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#10
It depends on the day, some days I can have ten pints and be a good kinda drunk, other days it takes less.
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I drank 15 bottles of Budweiser and was only marginally drunk.


Takes a lot to get me drunk.

that's understandable, unless you did it one after another really fast.
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It depends on the day, some days I can have ten pints and be a good kinda drunk, other days it takes less.

oh my god..as far as I know, there's no good kind of drunk.
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I can usually drink about 4 small glasses of Heaven Hill on ice before I start feeling dizzy.

BTW, drinking straight with ice it the only way I drink whiskey. Never been into the mix drink deal.
#16
It depends. Last night I had a pint, two 32oz mugs, and a shot of Jager. I felt a little tipsy. Normally that wouldn't do much for me, but I haven't been drinking as much lately and my tolerance has gone down.


To get legitimately drunk, like stumbling a bit and slurring some words, I'd say it would take about 10-12 drinks in relatively rapid succession (say within 2 hours maybe).
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oh my god..as far as I know, there's no good kind of drunk.

I've met many good drunks. They just want to have a good time and laugh a lot and don't throw up or do anything (too) stupid.
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It takes me around a bottle of vodka

wow...
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#20
How much you can drink is pretty much based on your weight (which is why I never got why people bragged on what they could drink). I am 6ft and weight about 154 lbs, when I try drink with the big boys I end up on my arse.

I saw a show on Britains fattest man he was like 700 pounds and could drink 25 pints and didn't even feel it.
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#22
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that's understandable, unless you did it one after another really fast.



It was at a houseparty and I probably drank them over the space of 30min. And yes, it was Budweiser, not lite (yuck!)
#24
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Far too much. It's too expensive for me to get drunk on a regular basis.

Raise your hand anyone if you've done more than 30 shots in a night.

i don't think anyone can legitimately do that. people die from 21 shots, i'm pretty sure 30 would be pushing it too much. unless you drink regularly.
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unless you drink regularly.

Bingo.

Well not anymore, but a few years back.

Although, that night is the reason I can no longer even smell tequila without wanting to throw up. I'm fairly certain that if I didn't have alcohol poisoning then it was close.
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It was at a houseparty and I probably drank them over the space of 30min. And yes, it was Budweiser, not lite (yuck!)

WTF, that's a bottle every 2 minutes. Did you come up for air?

Edit: And what the **** is your stomach capacity
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i don't think anyone can legitimately do that. people die from 21 shots, i'm pretty sure 30 would be pushing it too much. unless you drink regularly.


Yeah I'm calling jive on that aswell. How the **** did you keep track of how many shots you'd had? Was the designated driver keeping track?
#28
It really depends,I've been hammered off of a six pack, then again I've drank a 12 pack and barely felt it so

But usually a nice 12 will do me good!
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#29
I guess 7-8 Blue Star ( Best beer).
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#30
at a buddy of mine, i was drunk after like 8 beers, not shit faced though. his older brother and his friend came home and i had 4 more and 5 shots of bourbon, then i was shit faced.
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#31
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It was at a houseparty and I probably drank them over the space of 30min. And yes, it was Budweiser, not lite (yuck!)


I'm calling total BS on that. 15 regular beers in 30 minutes and you are only "marginally" drunk? Yeah right.
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oh my god..as far as I know, there's no good kind of drunk.

I mean not-puking-and-telling-people-I-love-them drunk.
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#33
It's completely unpredictable for me, sometimes I can get pretty drunk after 2 beers, sometimes I can finish a bottle of Jägermeister in half an hour and be fine.
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It was at a houseparty and I probably drank them over the space of 30min. And yes, it was Budweiser, not lite (yuck!)

yeah i doubt this is true as well. that's way too fast not to make yourself throw up even a bit.
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It's completely unpredictable for me, sometimes I can get pretty drunk after 2 beers, sometimes I can finish a bottle of Jägermeister in half an hour and be fine.

i'm not gonna lie, i don't see why people like that stuff. Tastes like cough syrup..
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Yeah I'm calling jive on that aswell. How the **** did you keep track of how many shots you'd had? Was the designated driver keeping track?

No designated driver. I was at a resort in Mexico with a group of people. I didn't keep track myself as I couldn't - but a few of the others did. Like I said just above there ^ I didn't say I drank that much and then walked away fine. I probably either got alcohol poisoning, or was close to it. Even years later I can't drink hard alcohol anymore - specifically tequila - without becoming sick. I'm stuck now with beer and wine. Which is ok though since I love beer and wine.
#38
Depends for me really, but my tolerance is low atm

so I'd say a good 6 is a nice number. Mixing too many drinks is a no no as i found on my 18th: 7 pints and like 7 shots (5 of which were different) made me puke alot.
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#39
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i'm not gonna lie, i don't see why people like that stuff. Tastes like cough syrup..


I like cough syrup
#40
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I'm calling total BS on that. 15 regular beers in 30 minutes and you are only "marginally" drunk? Yeah right.



Waht do you want, video evidence?


it possibly helped I was also high on weed...weed cures my hangovers but it also means I don't get as drunk as what I normally would.
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