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#1
what's it like in there?

every time I walk by one, there's a foul stench emanating. maybe I'll catch a glimpse of some urinals and shit smeared walls, but other than that, I have no idea what goes on in there.

do you guys have some universal etiquette for using them?
#2
Toilet etiquette follows the principal of 'whip it out and let it fly'
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#3
Never sit down on the toilet

When you use the urinal, flush the handle with your feet
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#8
Space yourself out, don't stand next to the other guy in the bathroom if you can avoid it, it's really awkward.

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#9
No talking to anyone who has thier "unit" out. Avoid talking in general. A nod is an adequate substitute for "hello".



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#12
I'm quite curious as well. But then again, the women's are sometimes equally disgusting
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This is the biggest rule, besides don't talk to anyone. Others: piss on the floor and toilet seats, and don't flush after taking a shit.
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Notice the guys aren't using any hands, this is also a must
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I'm quite curious as well. But then again, the women's are sometimes equally disgusting

sometimes. the worst part, though, is the lidded trash cans for pads and tampons. right next to your head when you're sitting on a toilet.
#17
you make sure you use the stalls, but dont lift up the seat so you can piss all over it and get some on the floor. also you never flush when youre done. ever. no exceptions.
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#18
we pee on the walls around the urinal prior to using one. it's just an instinctual thing.
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#19
As a McDonald's employee, I've had to clean both the Man's and the Woman's rooms. And I can tell you for a fact, that the woman's is dirtier. It has to do with the trashcans and their inability to flush any paper object, for some ****ed up reason.
#21
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HANDLES
ON URINALS

WHAT THE SHIT


How is this shocking? It's very common.
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#22
I cleaned restrooms (as a dishwasher) for a year and a half. I promise you, the women's room is significantly more disgusting.
#23
Etiquette for urinals is to use every other one. However, someone broke urinal etiquette yesterday when I walked into the bathroom near my lecture hall and found a huge dump in one.
#26
I always enjoy walking up and using the one right next to the guy that's already there. Look over and say "Nice dick".
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#27
Don't wipe your ass so furiously that people can hear. Don't talk don't look at eachother. Don't wiggle your dong to much at the end of the pee stream.
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#28
the top 3 rules:
1. no talking to others
2. whenever possible be one stall away (minimum)
3. always look forward
#29
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In what backwater country?
I've never seen one that isn't automatic periodic flush


I wouldn't call America backwater. Besides, auto-flush doesn't let the yellow mellow and is kind of wasteful.
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#31
All the above plus "don't touch me, while I'm touching me".
#32
This reminds me of a greater mystery .. Why do women always go in groups to the toilet?
What goes on in there?
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This reminds me of a greater mystery .. Why do women always go in groups to the toilet?
What goes on in there?

Lesbian love.
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What backwater country uses auto flush these days?


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Water free urinal? What's next?

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I always enjoy walking up and using the one right next to the guy that's already there. Look over and say "Nice dick".

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#36
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#37
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This reminds me of a greater mystery .. Why do women always go in groups to the toilet?
What goes on in there?

a lot of talking, doing make up and hair. it's a fucking free for all.
#38
When I worked in the pub last year some woman had shat on the wall, which makes me question if woman really are cleaner than men. Also, why would anyone shit on a wall?!
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As a McDonald's employee, I've had to clean both the Man's and the Woman's rooms. And I can tell you for a fact, that the woman's is dirtier. It has to do with the trashcans and their inability to flush any paper object, for some ****ed up reason.

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When I worked in the pub last year some woman had shat on the wall, which makes me question if woman really are cleaner than men. Also, why would anyone shit on a wall?!


In my old dorm people would shit in the shower... and from what was said, the women would leaved used...products... in the shower.
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