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#1
So this is a question I saw on a TV Show, you have the choice to have superman's powers for an entire year, but you can only have 1 sex partner for the rest of your life.

You have to live by his moral code(meaning you cant do whatever you want) and the sex partner will get old.

Make your choice pit!

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#2
powers + 1 sex partner


i doubt i would even have sex with em. I just don't care enough. :/

sex = overrated


also your 4th option is a blatant lie.
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powers + 1 sex partner


i doubt i would even have sex with em. I just don't care enough. :/

sex = overrated

also your 4th option is a blatant lie.

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I would. Superman has great eyseight, right? (Having perfect vision must rock. I have approximately 20/130)
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I would. Superman has great eyseight, right? (Having perfect vision must rock. I have approximately 20/130)

I think he has far sight yes, he can loof very far.
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Well, some people have 1 sex partner for life and they didnt get a year of having superman's powers.
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#9
Depends on how I felt about said person, and if the powers would make me immortal or not.
#10
I'd definitely go for the powers.

I know I'm in the minority, but I totally agree with the guy who said that sex is overrated.
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Well, some people have 1 sex partner for life and they didnt get a year of having superman's powers.


But being a giant douche is one of superman's powers, so it's another downside besides the 1 sex partner thing.
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Depends on how I felt about said person, and if the powers would make me immortal or not.

If I remember right superman is unkillable, unless kryptonite is near.
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#13
I think I'm going with the powers.
If I ever do anything bad and get the cops after me, I'll just put on a pair of glasses and they will have no idea who I am.


That's a power, right?
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#14
Will the sex partner be a girlfriend/wife/etc? Will I get a new one of the first one dies?
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Will the sex partner be a girlfriend/wife/etc? Will I get a new one of the first one dies?

It is whoever you choose, and you dont get a new one, if she dies during you are left with a body, which is a good thing if you are a necrophilic.

Guys read what I said, you have to live by superman's moral code, you cant rob banks or kill people or do whatever you want.
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If I remember right superman is unkillable, unless kryptonite is near.


Then no, I would not take the powers.
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So i get one more sex partner than i already/ever will hope to have and become slightly powerful?


...Meh, i'll need a bit more than that, bub.

Slightly powerful?

You have the powers of superman for an entire year, that is way more then slightly powerful.

And you dont have more then 1, you have only 1, if you have a girlfriend but you want to pick someone else to be your sex partner you cant have them both for sex, only 1.
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Do you get to choose the sex partner?
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Do you get to choose the sex partner?

Yup, Besides, who wouldnt want to bang superman?
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Yup, Besides, who wouldnt want to bang superman?

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#26
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1 sex partner is better than no sex partners. I'd be stepping up both with powers and women.

You talk like you will never have sex partners, you always have prostitutes!
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#27
I would have only one sex partner regardless of Superman's powers: my girlfriend.
#28
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I would have only one sex partner regardless of Superman's powers: my girlfriend.

She is not your wife yet, but if you are sure it is her you can pick the powers and only gain.
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#30
Uh yeah, of course. Monogamy isn't so awful that I wouldn't accept super powers for it.
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#31
I'm fine with monogamy and in this scenario I can pick whoever I want so I see no great reason not to.
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#33
i wouldn't want superpowers, unless it was invisibility. And i wonder how TS was able to hit the same option 12 times?
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#34
If it was supermans powers forever, then I certainly would. I wouldn't give something up forever just to have fun for a year.
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#36
If I only had the powers for one year and 1 partner for the rest of my life, surely I'd get old too?

Sure as hell I'd take it.
#37
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It is whoever you choose, and you dont get a new one, if she dies during you are left with a body, which is a good thing if you are a necrophilic.

Guys read what I said, you have to live by superman's moral code, you cant rob banks or kill people or do whatever you want.


Do I get to choose who it is?
#38
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Slightly powerful?

You have the powers of superman for an entire year, that is way more then slightly powerful.

And you dont have more then 1, you have only 1, if you have a girlfriend but you want to pick someone else to be your sex partner you cant have them both for sex, only 1.

On the scale of a waterflea, to some of the most powerful fictional beings i have known of, superman ranks like 3/10

and i think you totally missed the joke regarding the sex -_-
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If I only had the powers for one year and 1 partner for the rest of my life, surely I'd get old too?

Sure as hell I'd take it.


Yeah you will get old after you lose your powers.
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