Ok, so.

Last night, I took my mate out in my car (The UGer 'thenextkirk92') and we were cruising around town. At an intersection, some lights went red, so I stopped. There were some prostitutes to my left hand side, but i thought nothing of it.

The lights went Green and I stalled my car. They all laughed at me I got laughed at by a bunch of chlamydia ridden meth addicts

I felt like an idiot. When was your last time?
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The lights went Green and I stalled my car. They all laughed at me I got laughed at by a bunch of chlamydia ridden meth addicts

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nothing yet but my friend and i were at a party and they said they were sophomores and my friend said oh cool me too and after a little while of talking to them he turned and whispered "oh shit they meant college" lol after i proceeded to lol and we got really really drunk
yesterday in my calculus class.

Today was better..
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After we broke up, i felt stupid since i actually thought i still had a chance after a so called "brake" took place.

and on the lighter side, cought myself double checking the fridge for drinks...three times in like 10 minuts *facepalm* like it would fill up in some magical way and suddenly juice would turn up
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