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#1
I know of Jerry Garcia, Meatloaf (very lil guitar), i think Claudio Sanchez, umm...Jack Black.


Who else?????????


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#4
Karl Sanders.
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#5
Shawn Lane.
Weighed something like 300 when he died, faster recorded speed I think is something like 20 notes per second.

Yeah, he's a beast.


EDIT: Here's a picture.
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it's all coming back

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#8
SAY WHAT?! Claudio ain't fat:

What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#9
Dino Cazares but he totally kicks ass!

STಠ_ಠ
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#10
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Ugh, this thread again.

I too feel like I've fell into a time warp.


>.>


*puts on The Time Warp*


but yeah, Shawn Lane is where it's at.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#11
dimebag was pretty fat.
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#14
d boone.
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#15
BB "Kang"


"BB King" for all you white folks.....


*checks arm*
<_<
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#16
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I think is something like 20 notes per second.


Impossible. Period.
#17
John Lennon
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#19
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Impossible. Period.

What's funny is that that isn't even a record
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#20
I needed some motivation; and knowing of these behemoths and their mad ass talent, lets me know that having big-hands and wide-digits will never stop me!
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#21
Quote by Baby Joel
Shawn Lane.
Weighed something like 300 when he died, faster recorded speed I think is something like 20 notes per second.

Yeah, he's a beast.


EDIT: Here's a picture.

300? Nah, unless he was really short, he was probably at least 350 when he died. He looks about 300 in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPaHCfFCnKQ
#22


Mick Thomson has gained a ton of weight since Slipknot started, but some of that might be muscle, but either way he is over 6 foot so he is just a large man
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#23
I don't know about a guitarist, but a ukeleleist...





He was big. Very big.

Epic guy though.
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#26
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I came in here to say exactly this, such a great man.

Other than that...

Fletcher Dragge, Chris Burney, Bill "Buddha" Dickens, Don Ross and Stephen Carpenter all have a bit of fat on them. Some more than others though, seeing as Fletcher Dragge has a custom made Ibanez that is 1 1/4 sized, so it looks right on his 6'8 and 350lb frame...
#27
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Mick Thomson has gained a ton of weight since Slipknot started, but some of that might be muscle, but either way he is over 6 foot so he is just a large man



You tell him that


That man is terrifying.

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#28



And yeah, Mick Thomson is a big dude...
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#30
Johnny Hiland

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never paid to have a lentil on my face!
#32
Do you think he knows that his guitar's neck is bent?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#33
Kerry King turned into quite a fatty.

Before


And after


No one would say it to his face though...
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#34
Quote by Andrea55
Dino Cazares but he totally kicks ass!



lol that dog has a human face
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#36
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TS said Guitar players. Mick is just an idiot who knows how to use a power chord. Doesn't count.
#37
LOL no Yngwie?
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#38
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TS said Guitar players. Mick is just an idiot who knows how to use a power chord. Doesn't count.

You're a ****ing idiot who doesn't know anything, Mick can probably shred circles around you
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#39
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
You're a ****ing idiot who doesn't know anything, Mick can probably shred circles around you


Yeah, Mick knows his shit. A lot of guitarists are better than what they show, they just don't like to mentally masturbate all over the track all the time.
#40
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
TS said Guitar players. Mick is just an idiot who knows how to use a power chord. Doesn't count.


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