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I am a cra(p)b-master and I teach crabs how to Warp in Pylon. However I have noticed how they seem to disregard how it all started. They go to Guitar Center where the guys worship Siddhattha Gotama and Corey's Monster and complete forget about legends like Justin Bieber and Justin Bieber. These guys morphed into squirrels ffs! And the salesmen at GC don't have a clue about guitar wood, piano quality, ferrets and they try to convince you that if you don't listen to heavy nostalgic melancholic death brutal metal => you're nothing. The crabs commit suicide. What do you think? Is GC killing crabs?
#3
wut
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

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...but the rape never came
#8
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#10
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#11
Guitar Center gave me crabs.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#14
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That was of genuine, unparalled brilliance.

And so was the topic
#17
Inb4 ban. Hope I don't get dragged into it. Don't think it's been 2 miniutes yet.
#19
La Forge makes this thread
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
#21
did i miss something?
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
#23
Yes I do TS.

All the crabs

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#26
blasphemy! You speak lies!
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#31
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LMAO
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You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome.


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PS. To Conor:
You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome.
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#36
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I actually read this before I saw the thread that TS is mocking.

Bravo TS.

#38
I'd stay away from crabs, they share a lot of genetic material with paedophiles.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#39
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That made me LOL so hard. I don't even know why
Gear:
Yamaha F310 acoustic
Ibanez RGR321ex
Peavey Vypyr 30
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