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#4
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#6
But it wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobster.
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#9
Ooh, the iRock. Nice choice.

Seriously though, I think this scam happened a few years ago too. Even the picture and the rock shape seems familiar. Did you get it at target?
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 50-54
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 0-0
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 0-0
#10
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#11
Fuck, that looks so futuristic. It doesn't even have a screen, that's how minimalist it is. Where can I get one???

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#13
Quote by Alex Vik
Sup Charlie Brown?



Oh man, I feel sorry for you TS, assuming this is legit....
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#14
I would be annoyed as that can only play rock music by the Rolling Stones.
Lets All Goto Mars: The I The FLAMING LIPS Club
#18


You got it all wrong. That is just the protector case, you need to open it... you can also get these:



You can even get these...



That one is for a different design though, but you get the idea.
This will start a RIOT! in me
#19
Quote by Kensai
But it wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobster.



thats hilarious
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


Quote by ilikepirates
ilikeyou.

not hated
#21
I lold.

Better zoom in on that reciepts date.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#23
A new hipster trend begins.
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#24
Looks like a damn gamestop receipt. I swear they circle like 14 things on their receipts.

Sorry TS.
LICKY, LICKY LOLLIPOP


Quote by soundjam
Which is why you eat funions. All the deliciousness of fried onions without disgusting lukewarm onion snake.
#25
Quote by daft
I would be annoyed as that can only play rock music by the Rolling Stones.


I see what you did there.
Gibson ES-137C
Parker P8EN
AC Custom Special P Bass
#26
Quote by Wrst_Plyr_Evr
They climbin' in yo boxes, they snatching yo iPods up. Tryna steal'em so ya'll need ta

hide yo kids

hide yo wife

hide yo kids

hide yo wife

and hide yo husbands. Cuz they stealing everybody's iPods.


Sigged
#27
Quote by BrokenDstring
Looks like a damn gamestop receipt. I swear they circle like 14 things on their receipts.

Sorry TS.


It looks like a Radioshack receipt with the fill out the the survey and you could win _____ amount of money circled.
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#28
You Rock TS
E-married to BlessedRebel15
Most Attractive Female 2011 ^^
Dark Black Rivers in the WinterTime
Quote by CrunchyRoll
I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but everything is against the rules at UG
#31
Rock on dude.
Marshall amplifiers are the truest purveyors of rock and roll known to man.

"And give a man an amplifier and a synthesizer, and he doesn't become whoever, you know. He doesn't become us."

Holy crap, check this out!
#32
Quote by Oroborous
How did you not hear that thing shaking around in there?


Put your iPod in a box. Put a rock in a box. Mix them up... try it
This will start a RIOT! in me
#33
HAhahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
#34
Great, this thread has turned into some crappy geo pun fest. Reminds me of the older news threads that were full of bad puns. Makes me a bit sedimental actually...
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#35
Quote by Kensai
Makes me a bit sedimental actually...

Just lovely.

Anyway, everybody must get stoned. I guess it's TS's turn today.
Marshall amplifiers are the truest purveyors of rock and roll known to man.

"And give a man an amplifier and a synthesizer, and he doesn't become whoever, you know. He doesn't become us."

Holy crap, check this out!
#36
Could be worse, you could have gotten a Zune
Quote by JohnnyV
I'm pretty sure the feeling i get when i blow my load on my computer screen is a f*ck of a lot different than when i shoot in on my girlfriend's face.


Music things

PRS SE Custom 24
Epiphone G400
Vox AC15C1
#37
Quote by Kensai
Great, this thread has turned into some crappy geo pun fest. Reminds me of the older news threads that were full of bad puns. Makes me a bit sedimental actually...


That's a joke to be proud of, keep it on the mantle with your other achievements.


That's vaguely something to do with rocks isn't it?

Quote by Karl Pilkington
Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#38
Gonna rock this town,
Rock it inside out!

*solos*

End.


Sorry For your misfortune TS. :3
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#40
im laughing so hard at your misfortune....
that seriously sucks ass
Like a leaf clings to a tree
Baby please cling to me
We're creatures of the wind...

Wild is the wind
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