#1
Apparently it seems there are people with tails among us. Statistically, there must be quite a few UG'ers that have them but keep it hidden from the rest of us, thankfully. Until now.

It's time to come clean, it's the Pit, we'll understand.

Do you have a tail?

-and if you don't-

Would you break up with your bf/gf if you found out that they did? How would you feel about this unexpected suprise?


Here's some links:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuEl60UCJiE

http://www.rationalskepticism.org/medicine/baby-born-with-tail-t2026.html


BTW, I don't. I'd see no shame in admitting it, either. But I wouldn't touch anyone elses.

Discuss.
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#4
That video was disturbing.

I shall not think of this any more


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#5
That's rather disturbing. I like my tail-less self
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#7
Only interested because it makes the creationists cry.
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#8
Yeah, mine is in the front though.
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#9
That was ****ing weird.

If I could have one, I'd want a tail like this:
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#10
Darn furrys!
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#11
If my girlfriend had a tail, she'd be gone, as much as I love her.
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#12
i couldnt date a girl with a tail thats just weird
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#13
I don't see why anyone wouldn't have it surgically removed, unless they live somewhere like the States where it'd probably cost them $2000.
#14
i think ive missed something.

can we do a poll to see how many people on here have said tails?
and can they be like 3 foot long? or are they all like those 3inch creepy things?
#15
I was going to do a poll but I wouldn't admit it to anyone if I had one. Maybe a poll on breaking up with your bf/gf would work. Whenever I see people respond to other people's posts that you should always step up to the plate when it comes to your gf and not be judgemental, it makes me think of tails, and how cavalier that they's be if that was the case.

Glad everyone likes the disturbing picture. I can't get it out my head either, it's so wrong. No offense if you have one, err... for what it's worth.
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#16
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#17
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#18
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I wish i haid a tail
a proper monkey tail i can use to hold things, otherwise no dice

Same. I would love to have a prehensile, furry tail. Like the Saiyans in DBZ. If I had one and the doctors cut it off I would be very angry...
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#20
I would not like a tail nor would I like my gf to have one.

But it's obvious that that guy is an early breed of saiyan.
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#23
Yes a tail would be awesome If I could use it as a 3rd hand, or to transform into a giant ape.
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But if it's a crappy little mutant tail then no.
#25
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I don't see why anyone wouldn't have it surgically removed, unless they live somewhere like the States where it'd probably cost them $2000.

They come to me with $50 and I'll get it off. It may be painful, and it may look worse than it did before, but it'll come off.
#27
Once upon a time...

Yeah, id have a tail and brag about it. Then id grow hair on it and then live in the wild like an animal, wait arent humans animals? Big whoop wanna fight about it?
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#28
I have a tail, but that's because I'm a Saiyan.
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#29
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My thoughts exactly.
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#31
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Fix'd

And video added for hilarity.
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