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The_Casinator
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#1
Hello there, good people of the pit!
Since our last thread kind of died, I decided to make a new one for the awesome little country we Dutchies live in.

In here, we can discuss everything that is Dutch! Other people are more than welcome too, because we are so very liberal.

Anyway, here are some great things from The Netherlands:

Weed:

DJ's:

Women in sports:

Water-related stuff:

And football:

Even the Brazillians want to fellate us...


And of course:


Also, we have an alliance with New Zealand, or Nieuw Zeeland as we like to call it, and our mutual enemy consists of Zhe French!
Last edited by The_Casinator at Nov 7, 2010,
727Helena
UG's Florida Girl
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#2
You forgot to add a picture of you to the list awesome things the Netherlands has.
Now I'm
SquierLolz
The sound guy
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#3
Haaaaaai

Iedereen het water uit.

>.>
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Antis0cial
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#4
You forgot to mention me...

>.>
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every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3



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KoRnOnA6String
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#8
I love how I'm Dutch and hate just about everything we're known for. =3
Then I shall insert my erect penis into the narrow vaginal cavity of my blood-relative whom I predate by approximately 5 years.
Antis0cial
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#9
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A Dutch guy once stole my wallet


The Germans stole ALL our bikes, maybe he was cranky about that
Father of ilikepirates And icesk8erqueen8
every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3



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The_Casinator
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#10
Quote by KoRnOnA6String
I love how I'm Dutch and hate just about everything we're known for. =3

You can't hate stroopwafels.
Basjo
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#11
is Edward dutch?
he has a dutch surname but i don't think he is dutch...
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Redjack443
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#12
Quote by Basjo
is Edward dutch?
he has a dutch surname but i don't think he is dutch...


He was born in the Netherlands but he and his parents moved to America when he was still young.
The_Casinator
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#13
Quote by Basjo
is Edward dutch?
he has a dutch surname but i don't think he is dutch...

He was born in The Netherlands.
Benjami
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#14
Yea Dutch people ftw!

Quote by The_Casinator
Quote by KoRnOnA6String
I love how I'm Dutch and hate just about everything we're known for. =3
You can't hate stroopwafels.
Amen I'm addicted to those lol
Kensai
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#15
Seems like a cool place. I passed it through on my way to france once. I might do the same in april next year if we don't do the german route.

Quote by The_Casinator
You can't hate stroopwafels.

Why don't you just call them wafels?
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sfaune92
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#16
What's next? Swedish, French, Danish, German, Austrian, or an Israeli thread?

Also, Edward who?
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The_Casinator
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#17
Quote by Kensai
Seems like a cool place. I passed it through on my way to france once. I might do the same in april next year if we don't do the german route.


Why don't you just call them wafels?

Because it has stroop on it. ಠ_ಠ
Kensai
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#18
Quote by The_Casinator
Because it has stroop on it. ಠ_ಠ

What's that? Syrup?
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diofan88
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#20
I love your take on dating. If that bitch wants a 23 dollar steak let her buy it herself

Huzzah
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Tyler
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#21
I'm Dutch, and way awesomer than both Cas and Glenn. Possibly combined.
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WildthingJR
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#22
Yay Dutchies!

Yay all pics about Dutch stuff posted!
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
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#23
Father of ilikepirates And icesk8erqueen8
every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3



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Kensai
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#24
That sounds... high-calorie. Where can I get one?
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Antis0cial
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#25
Quote by Kensai
That sounds... high-calorie. Where can I get one?


Hollandland ofcourse, they are everywhere here.

And I think I heard somewhere some starbucks sell them too
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every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3



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Antis0cial
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#27
Quote by The_Casinator
I hate starbucks.


same here, but it's his only option of getting stroopwafels near him...
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Kensai
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#28
They don't really have starbucks near here either. I prefer pancakes over wafles so it doesn't feel like I'm missing out though
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Antis0cial
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#29
Quote by Kensai
They don't really have starbucks near here either. I prefer pancakes over wafles so it doesn't feel like I'm missing out though


they don't taste like waffles at all. And you are ****ing missing out
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every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

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Baby Joel
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#31
All I know about the Netherlands is weed, stroopwafels, and je moeder heeft kanker.
And that's about it.
:p
Still awesome though.
The_Casinator
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#32
I wouldn't say that last sentence if you like your nose in an unbroken state to random people.
get ta led out!
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#33
quick question.

Are the dutch drug policies working? Some people tell me Amsterdam is a real shithole...I don't wanna believe them.
meh
The_Casinator
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#34
Amsterdam isn't a shithole, really. Our drug policies work just fine. If there's problems, they aren't drug related most of the time.
get ta led out!
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#35
Quote by The_Casinator
Amsterdam isn't a shithole, really. Our drug policies work just fine. If there's problems, they aren't drug related most of the time.


awesome. good to have some actually dutch civilian input.
meh
Baby Joel
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#36
Quote by The_Casinator
I wouldn't say that last sentence if you like your nose in an unbroken state to random people.

haha yeah, I only say it to my Dutch friends that I know are cool with it. I'm definitely not going to go around Rotterdam shouting it. :P
WildthingJR
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#38
There is a baby in town!
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You sir are a dick!
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
TTeddybear
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#39
Quote by WildthingJR
There is a baby in town!


Ye, what was up with that baby?

All day long i heard of a zwartepiet-baby..

What the hell ;D
Gammas1
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#40
^ Saw the old man arrive. Stupid mayor standing with his back to the boat, how did he ever get the job? -.- Anyway, what's with the baby? Never heard of it, but then I don't follow all the SintaClaus crap on TV anymore.

BTW, that's right yanks, your santa claus is derived from a catholic bisshop called Saint Nicolaas.
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