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#161
Autumn Crown, Like the name?
Originally posted by Valterra
"A guitar with no scratches is a guitar that hasn't been loved."
#162
My bands are named 1:Blind Dingo cause my freinds dog went blind so its a tribute and 2:The Crosswalk Gnomes because me and my mandolin player were on a crosswalk and we were both scrubby and in bad moods so we were in the crosswalk feeling like gnomes.... first ones a punk/metal/acoustic emo band second ones a blues/funk/folk band. both do all original material i wrote. ive written 87 songs.
With the power of soul anything is possible-jimi hendrix
#163
one day this popped into my head...

volunteer mercenary

volunteer meaning workin for no money and mercenary meaning workin only for money.

yeah its an oxymoron, but wut do yall think about it?

p.s. we will be playin some heavy music like metallica style probably
Originally posted by primusfan
When you crank up the gain to 10 and switch to the lead channel, it actually sounds like you are unjustifiably bombing an innocent foreign land.


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#164
SilentSpectacle: Cool, but a bit weird. How did you get it?
leavink: Good, too.
maggotkill007: Great stories. Keep the names.
InanezGuitars44: LOL! But not bad, too.

I would like to wish you a happy new year! Keep on rocking!
Originally posted by Freepower
Recently, i speeded up a nile studio drum track (250bpm on double kick, a lot slower on hands) to 330bpm and just thought, "JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!".
#167
is there a band called the Sexaholics already?
that was a couple of us called "cliche" in jr high, lol

does any1 know?
#168
Yea, I think Sexaholics is a band already if I'm not mistaken..

But here are some names I thought of for my band...I seem to have a problem where I'll write down some names I like, then look at them again and decide I don't like em anymore..
So if you guys can help me out, and tell me what you think, that'd be great:

Shaken By Impact
Instinct Never Dies
Past Down
OverShadowed

..Like I said, I had a lot more written down, but I cross some more out everytime I look at the list.
My Gear:
Agile AL-3000 Prestige
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Boss DD-3
Boss PH-3
#169
Whats better, blackthorn or rock tumor. We play classic rock
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#170
SamuraiAnglBOB: Sounds like Jazz to me.
Bassplayer17: They aren't that innovative, but not bad.
SlipAway: Very good, but not that innovative, too.
edwardhaine: Rock Tumor!
Originally posted by Freepower
Recently, i speeded up a nile studio drum track (250bpm on double kick, a lot slower on hands) to 330bpm and just thought, "JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!".
#171
Which one sounds better, The Glocks or Final Prototype ?

My band plays Emo/Punk
So it is true......... I am immortal!
#172
Originally posted by Final Prototype
Which one sounds better, The Glocks or Final Prototype ?

My band plays Emo/Punk


How about, "Finding Emo?"

lol...Just kidding...oh God I'm bored...


Anyway, out of your two choices, I would pick "Final Prototype." Just my 2 cents (American, of course).

If I had a band, I would call them "Nothing to Hide," although, that's probably already taken.
Last edited by Motown Acoustic at Jan 4, 2005,
#173
Yeah I really like Final Prototype but my fire arm obsessed bandmates wanna name ourselves after guns.. lol
So it is true......... I am immortal!
#175
Final Prototype is better than The Glocks. Firearms are bad!

Finding Emo is

Science Of Yabra sounds cool, but your website is ****, because it doesn't exist. Fix it please. What kind of music do you play?
Originally posted by Freepower
Recently, i speeded up a nile studio drum track (250bpm on double kick, a lot slower on hands) to 330bpm and just thought, "JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!".
#176
Still trying to think of one for myself..here's an idea my brother gave:

Tranquil Disturbance
My Gear:
Agile AL-3000 Prestige
Custom Made Electric
Oscar Shmidt OE-30 w/ Bigsby
Ibanez V70cent Electric Acoustic
Carlo Robelli CW4110 Acoustic

Mesa/Boogie F-50 Combo
Boss DD-3
Boss PH-3
Last edited by SlipAway at Jan 5, 2005,
#177
i need one ...wat about 32 days?
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
-Frank Zappa
#178
i got a funny band name:

can I autograph your pick?

that would be so funny if a band had a name like that... if you guys/girls get it.

and to InsanezGuitarist:

instead of "volunteer mercenary" it should be "voluntary mercenary". That way it's more gramatically correct and it rhymes! lol but then again, some band names aren't supposed to make sense so...
Last edited by wEiRdDeHi at Jan 5, 2005,
#179
ok seriously just pick two random words and add a number
like clockpan 17
or german words
glockstuhldreizehn


just kiddin. pick something thats a tribut to some that inspired you.
thats kinda hypocrtical cos my band is called the inkstains cos i had a stain on my shirt. whoa deep
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#180
Sorry, haven't got much time.

Glockstuhldreizehn is composed from the words "Bell", "Chair" and the number thirteen!!! It's plain nonsense!!!! I think language jokes are cheap, especially if you can't speak the language you want to arse, but if you think this name is good...
I can translate German nonsense names if any of you ****ers want to make some.

Clockpan 17 = Glockepfannesiebzehn

"Pan" is "Pfanne" not "Stuhl". "Stuhl" is "Chair".
Originally posted by Freepower
Recently, i speeded up a nile studio drum track (250bpm on double kick, a lot slower on hands) to 330bpm and just thought, "JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!".
#181
Does anyone like the name Bomb Factory or Mega Muff, just a few we made up while sitting around in Music Theory class
Originally posted by Super Mario IV
please, please, please don't make my big brother go and kill innocent towel heads in the desert, he likes tanks and showering with other men.
#182
is Blue Moon Harvest a good acoustic band name?
Peace.....Cory.....
I HATE ALL U NIGA'S THAT QUESTION ME!!!!!
#183
SlipAway: Good, IMO.
wEiRdDeHi: Didn't understand. What's yer name???
Bojangles: Bomb Factory is good, but Mega Muff is kinda immature. What kind of music do you play?
928081: Yes.
Originally posted by Freepower
Recently, i speeded up a nile studio drum track (250bpm on double kick, a lot slower on hands) to 330bpm and just thought, "JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!".
#185
actually i was making random suggestions! i was not saying clockpan is glock stuhl. its just two different random crappy band names. and i like the german language i was not ,making fun of it.
BAHhhh
Blackstar HT 5
George Dennis Spitfire 2x10
LTD GL 200M
Agile Ghost III
Warmoth SSS Tele with Floyd Rose
Ibanez Artcore AM73
I <3 Arcade Fire, Rainbow, Dungen, Muse, Pink Floyd, Def Leppard, Kate Bush etc.
ROCK OPERA!!
UG Rock Opera tracks
#186
ibzdrew: Blue Edge Sorrow is good, Untitled Underwear is silly [and I don't like alliterated names, but that's my opinion]. If you are a Punk band, OK.
Steph Bets: Nevermind
Originally posted by Freepower
Recently, i speeded up a nile studio drum track (250bpm on double kick, a lot slower on hands) to 330bpm and just thought, "JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!".
#187
All me and my friends do is make up band names. Of course most of them are pretty dumb and would be great for a punk band. Here are some suggestions for all you unnamed punkers:
Spinning Chemical Boy
Mechanical Horse Knuckles
Rusted Donkey Warlock
Zombie Scooter
Front-Flipping Bus Drivers From The Center Of The Earth
Ceramic Kitty Stool
F.U.N.(Fatkids UNited)
John Wayne's Hairbrush
Viking Bananas
Low-Carb Fistfight
Cemented Stopsign
Low Flying Tractor

Anyways, those all the ones that probly wont make it to fame. My bands name is O.A.F.A.(Once And For All). The only cool band names we've ever come up with is Godrest, Upward Spiral, and Faithgaurd or Faith Garden.Why is it so hard to come up with cool band names and its easy to come up with dumb ones? Which band name do you think is the best(out of all of them)?
PREPARE TO BE BURNINATED!!!!! TROGDOR COMES IN THE NiiiiiiGGGHHHTTT!!!!!!!

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#188
^Those all suck.No offense.And I think Blue Edge Sorrow is good but Red Edge Sorrow is better....
Seriously, watch those movies. They're good.

Oh yeah and uh....

The People have spoken - Stop kissing Popapez's ass!
#191
hardcorpunker88: For a Punk band: OK. Best are "Front-Flipping Bus Drivers From The Center Of The Earth" and "Viking Bananas" and "Faith Garden".
smf: Red Garbage Group is good
Originally posted by Freepower
Recently, i speeded up a nile studio drum track (250bpm on double kick, a lot slower on hands) to 330bpm and just thought, "JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!".
#192
Originally posted by afirocker00
^Those all suck.No offense....

And That, my friend, would be the point. All those band names are just stuff that popped up into are head that just happened to be the stupidest names ever. The only ones i would even consider are OAFA and Godrest.
Formula for creating the perfect punk name:
2 to 3 words
Randomness is essential
totally random words
uhhh....randomness
You try with these words:
Cement Billy
Tree Viking
Horse Pirate
Cat Race
Christmas Idiot
Stool Mongolian
Kitty Waffle
Car Pancake
Box Stopsign
Hammer Chicken
Banana Wingnut
Kill Wicked

Add Your words too...
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#193
what do you think of this name Fatal Disaster
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#194
what do you think of "The final battle o f the smash mouths versus the smashing pumpkins"
and the name of your first song could be "Let's eat the pumpkins!"
Ban-me please
#195
hardcorpunker88: Don't have the time to check all these, sorry...
TroJan: Very clichè and I bet it's already taken.
lynxxx: You don't like Smashing Pumpkins, eh?

Do you know if "Humunculus" is already taken (yeah, it's clichè, too)?
Originally posted by Freepower
Recently, i speeded up a nile studio drum track (250bpm on double kick, a lot slower on hands) to 330bpm and just thought, "JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!".
#196
who likes the name circle of willis
Every action leads to reaction.
Every choice to a consequence.
Foolish decisions yield a price to pay.
Pass the blame and yet the debt remains.

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#197
what are some good names for a hardcore band?
Originally posted by Cakefighter
I bet you're gonna wake up in dirty bathroom with a ball gag in your mouth, a bloody crow bar next to you, and a sore asshole.
#199
cool
thanks
Originally posted by Cakefighter
I bet you're gonna wake up in dirty bathroom with a ball gag in your mouth, a bloody crow bar next to you, and a sore asshole.
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