do I "urk" you?
Join date: Jul 2005
6,605 IQ

Confrabulations to Jake (JustRooster)!

Real Name: Jake Wetuski

Age: 20

Location: Madison, Wisconsin

Favourite Artists: The Avett Brothers

Most Inspirational Writer: Herman Melville

Favourite poet/poem (published writer): My favorite poet is probably Shel Silverstien, actually. My favorite poem was actually written by a UG member, and it's entitled 'Facebook photos.' It's by Jordanzz.

If you could be any writer ever, who would you be: The herminator. Writing books about swashbuckling and whaling for 300 hundered pages without losing any intensity? That's talent.

If you could be any flavour, which would you be: Jagermeister.

Why Do You Write: Love.

Favourite word(s): Elephant. Visceral. Raichu.

Favourite Writer(s) on UG: Carmel, alaskan_ninja, Jordanzz, and Jimmy Blue for his one stanza about talking to cats.

Most Helpful Critic: My two most helpful have been Carmel and greyedfire. Carmel, you seem to always find a way to make it yours. greyed, you seem to always find out exactly why it's mine. I appreciate you both for it!

What Do You Do Especially, to Find Inspiration: Love.

Your Most Recent Work and the Reason Behind It: My most recent work is probably still on the front page at the time of this posting. It's a rather shitty piece to be honest. My second most recent recieved no comments because it's scary, and my third most recent is about my teddy bear. Even Edgar Allen Poe was inconsistant at times, haha.

Tips for Newer Writers: Write what you feel. If you feel short examples and blatant statements, don't use flowery metaphors and clever puncuation. The words are you. They're your flesh. Make them work as such.

What’s your goal in writing: The same basic goal of all communication. To be understood. To express. To get to know you guys. To get to know me. To share all the aforementioned.

Final Comments or Thoughts: Thanks to all those who voted for me. Special thanks to Mogely. I wrote him a poem a while ago that people seemed to like. You can meet him in the picture below!

Also, THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST! You know who you are!

vintage x metal
Brown-Thighed Girl
Join date: Sep 2006
5,308 IQ
comgrats m'dear
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist

e-married to
& alaskan_ninja

Join date: Mar 2008
1,037 IQ
hey i'm from Wi too dude
go to essen haus w all the peanut shells on the floor and have yourself a nice German beer!
do I "urk" you?
Join date: Jul 2005
6,605 IQ
Sorry to move on so quickly, Jake.

This was still beyond deserved.