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#82
I decided to take a look in here for once, and all I see is a big dick and a TinyChat labelled "old balls".

...this feels like home.
#83
Quote by Bass First
Who's zack , i'm afraid to type in the link on the picture.

The guv'nor.
It's gonna be a blue day
#85
Quote by perry589
The guv'nor.

Indeed. And we don't take kindly to outsiders.

Also lol @ people who think the original post is a picture of me

TWINK LUV
LOL
#86
There once was a mod named Zach,
to the south of his belt he was black,
he was oh so proud,
so well-endowed,
that he fucked till he put out his back.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#88
Got no time to rhyme.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#90
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Fuck off. Some of us had to campaign for it.

I am so pissed off right now. It turns out those Stormfront guys are smarter than I thought. They have to approve every comment I make, every thread, etc. So I can't just go in there with a name like JerrySeinfeldIsAK1ke, and post threads about how I have to hide my love for Jewish comedy from my WN father. I even entitled it "Jewwy Seinfeld." That's hilarious.

In other news, DiCaprio is a jew now.

Horse shit.
Some of use trolled a WN forum a while ago. I made a thread about how I hate black people as much as everybody else, but when Obama speaks I tear up. We were all banned within fifteen minutes.

Not that I advocate trolling other forums/using UG as a way to organize said trolling. (I have to put this cuz apparently if I say that Metallica and ACDC suck in the Pit I'm not setting a good example on how to post).
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#91
Metallica and ACDC suck.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#92
Quote by element4433


Not that I advocate trolling other forums/using UG as a way to organize said trolling. (I have to put this cuz apparently if I say that Metallica and ACDC suck in the Pit I'm not setting a good example on how to post).


But Metallica and AC/DC do suck.
#93
That's what I'm sayin'!!!
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#94
You suck
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#95
False.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#97
Is 'In Limbo' a reference to Radiohead? Just curious.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#98
Finally listening to the new Kanye West album. It's bloody amazing. Except Lost In The World, I tried to like it but I would genuinely rather shit on a stick and eat it than listen to that song.
Last edited by wiggyisgreat at Dec 15, 2010,
#99
Quote by element4433
Some of use trolled a WN forum a while ago. I made a thread about how I hate black people as much as everybody else, but when Obama speaks I tear up. We were all banned within fifteen minutes.

Not that I advocate trolling other forums/using UG as a way to organize said trolling. (I have to put this cuz apparently if I say that Metallica and ACDC suck in the Pit I'm not setting a good example on how to post).

Well, I started the whole thing off with how I agree with everything my father taught me. But lately, I've developed an interest in Jerry Seinfeld and Woody Allen. I think Jewish humor is funny, but I'm forced into hiding. Just like Anne Frank in the attic.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#100
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Well, I started the whole thing off with how I agree with everything my father taught me. But lately, I've developed an interest in Jerry Seinfeld and Woody Allen. I think Jewish humor is funny, but I'm forced into hiding. Just like Anne Frank in the attic.
Nice. I approve.


I MEAN I DO NOT APPROVE
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#102
I wish the damn Flanger Hoax wasn't so big. I have to figure out what to do with my DL4 now. It won't fit on my board, so I'm either gonna have to pull it off my board, or get a patch cable that can reach it. Damn it.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#103
Quote by perry589
The guv'nor.

I recognise your from the good ole RHCP thread days.

And Alex, I've heard amazing things. Pitchfork gave it a 10 but that was probably just so they could be cool. Will definately have to check it out at some point though.
#105
lololo cos he's dead. I quite liked that album despite not being that into them in general.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#106
Quote by steve_muse
lololo cos he's dead. I quite liked that album despite not being that into them in general.

Refuse to listen to anything by that band.

Which is why I lol'd when he died.
LOL
#107
Probs only liked it 'cause it was less metal, more pop..

You're one morbid moderator.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#108
Quote by steve_muse
Probs only liked it 'cause it was less metal, more pop..

You're one morbid moderator.

I got the position by being a huge contributor/good user on this site. IRL, I am probably one of the biggest assholes this side of Saturn, yet I end up with a good amount of friends and have sex with really attractive girls. Kinda like Cory, only my wang is smaller. I am also a narcissist and what you Brits call a "wanker." Totally unreliable as well and am never on time for anything.

I know my day is coming sometime...it has to be, if karma exists at all.
LOL
#109
Woah, at least you're honest about yourself. A lot of wankers can never admit to being a wanker. Kudos to you, sir. I think everyone's a wanker in their own way tbh. For instance, whenever there's a guitar discussion or I have a guitar, I'm inclined to showcase myself like hell.

Good things happen to bad people mebe?
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#110
Quote by steve_muse
Woah, at least you're honest about yourself. A lot of wankers can never admit to being a wanker. Kudos to you, sir. I think everyone's a wanker in their own way tbh. For instance, whenever there's a guitar discussion or I have a guitar, I'm inclined to showcase myself like hell.

Good things happen to bad people mebe?

Haha. Yeah, but the things I mention aren't that bad at all.

Two of my biggest flaws are: I constantly talk about myself. And will change any conversation topic I am not familiar with to be relevant to me (as I am doing right now ) and that I am an alcoholic, but most of us are in here, right?
LOL
#112
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#114
Quote by DownInAHole.
has to be, if karma exists at all.

It doesn't, so you're good.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#115
Quote by redh0tchilip3pp
I recognise your from the good ole RHCP thread days.

And Alex, I've heard amazing things. Pitchfork gave it a 10 but that was probably just so they could be cool. Will definately have to check it out at some point though.

Howdy.
It's gonna be a blue day
#116
Dear God, I don't want to work overnights tonight. I'm so sleepy. One PM seems late to me lately.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#117
Write a 2-3 minute presentation that gives 4 similarities between the driving of the elderly and the driving of teens and I'll go to work for you.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#118
Welp, guise.

I have my own internet domain now. What should I put on my website? Anyone have any mind-grabbing ideas? That aren't porn...I don't have any actresses in the area, or the money to pay them or I would. Although, I could always post masturbation..autofellatio videos...>_>
LOL
#119
Quote by DownInAHole.
Welp, guise.

I have my own internet domain now. What should I put on my website? Anyone have any mind-grabbing ideas? That aren't porn...I don't have any actresses in the area, or the money to pay them or I would. Although, I could always post masturbation..autofellatio videos...>_>

You need a picture of me naked and surrounded by effect pedals. That makes it art instead of porn

And make the front page play music that I've written. Particularly my song about my ex-girlfriend's vagina. It's instrumental, so it's tasteful.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.