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#121
Quote by DownInAHole.
Welp, guise.

I have my own internet domain now. What should I put on my website? Anyone have any mind-grabbing ideas? That aren't porn...I don't have any actresses in the area, or the money to pay them or I would. Although, I could always post masturbation..autofellatio videos...>_>

Snuff. People eat that shit up.

I guess cannibalism, too.

Also, you can autofellate? Good show, good show.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#122
Or put up some dodgy photography and get us to claim it as genuis works of art that expand the mind and soul
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#123
Quote by RHCP94
Snuff. People eat that shit up.

I guess cannibalism, too.

Also, you can autofellate? Good show, good show.

I haven't tried since I was in 8th grade, but back then I could get the head of my penis in there.
LOL
#124
Quote by DownInAHole.
I haven't tried since I was in 8th grade, but back then I could get the head of my penis in there.

Did you have to lay on your back? Seems like a lot of possible spinal injuries. Might be worth it.
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Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#125
Quote by RHCP94
Did you have to lay on your back? Seems like a lot of possible spinal injuries. Might be worth it.

Yeah, I basically watched Ron Jeremy do it religiously until I adopted his method.
LOL
#126
Quote by DownInAHole.
I haven't tried since I was in 8th grade, but back then I could get the head of my penis in there.

I used to be able to do this in high school, but I didn't lay on my back. I can just get my legs behind my head. It makes me want to see if I can still do it.
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#127
you guys autofellate?


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#128
Quote by vintage x metal
you guys autofellate?


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Used to. Like I said, I haven't tried it in years. And I couldn't be down there long enough to cum because it was such a painful thing to do.

Well, looks like I don't have to work afterall. I can't even get out of my neighborhood because of all the ice. Part of me is happy about this, part of me thinks I'm going to be fired for this.

...Should I try going in reverse? I think I'm going to. And I'll bring my camera.

edit: Totally tried it. Totally failed. Almost went into a creek that's like twenty feet below the top of the hill and that's about as far as I made it before I started sliding back down. This sucks.

edit 2: My God people are sensitive about their relationships. I just got blocked on facebook cause some girl's update was something along the lines of:

"I love how my boyfriend calls me pumpkin, it's so cute "

So I says:

"He's calling you fat and saying you tan too much."

And the other day some girl said something about it being her 8 month anniversary with her boyfriend. So I said that it's not an anniversary if it's a monthly thing. And THAT girl blocked me, too. WTF. I wasn't saying you shouldn't celebrate every month, but don't use the wrong word. Cunts.
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#129
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Is 'In Limbo' a reference to Radiohead? Just curious.


Indeed it is. I suppose Inception could apply as well.
#130
Quote by Jack Off Jill


edit 2: My God people are sensitive about their relationships. I just got blocked on facebook cause some girl's update was something along the lines of:

"I love how my boyfriend calls me pumpkin, it's so cute "

So I says:

"He's calling you fat and saying you tan too much."

And the other day some girl said something about it being her 8 month anniversary with her boyfriend. So I said that it's not an anniversary if it's a monthly thing. And THAT girl blocked me, too. WTF. I wasn't saying you shouldn't celebrate every month, but don't use the wrong word. Cunts.


+1063.28

Dumb, over-sensitive ****s.
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the muffin!
#131
lol cory thats dumb. also i'm glad youre okay.
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#132
I'm not okay. My brother and Nickole drank all my soda, I have none left, I'm severely addicted to caffeine, and I'm almost out of cigarettes! And I can't get out of my subdivision! I have errands to run tomorrow!

Apparently a friend of mine has been on the highway since about eight. It's three and he's only gone like thirty feet.
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#133
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What is this new thread nonsense?

Kjell, thanks for bringing my attention to Major Command and getting me all excited, just before that thing went down the crapper. I was allowed one turn, in the course of three days, before it decided to delete my games.

It was a little buggy the other day but all my games are still there. Looks like I'm even gonna win one.

Last week it was all bug-free, you guys just have poor timing
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#134
We share the same addictions Cory. If I don't drink coffee regurarly during the day now, I start to get severe headaches. And I hate it when I start to run out of cigarettes. I've been rolling my own for a good 2 years now anyways, but always buy a pack of taylored cigs every now and then. Gahh, I smoke too much.
#135
I don't drink coffee because it tastes weird. I'm a pepsi man. And I've resorted to taking all my open cans of pepsi from my room that I've accumulated over the last three days, the ones I didn't finish, and pouring them into a cup of ice. It's not very good. But it is satisfying my cravings.

However, I planned on quitting cigarettes for awhile after this pack anyway. So it might not be so bad. It's mainly the pepsi I'm concerned about.

edit: Oh God, this soda is so bad... I'm going to start drinking vodka with it to take the edge off of it.
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Last edited by Jack Off Jill at Dec 16, 2010,
#136
3 day old flat pepsi not tasting so great? It doesn't surprise me much. The Vodka thing sounds like a good idea, what time is it over there babe?
#137
4 AM. But I changed my mind. I don't feel like drinking by myself. Instead, I'm playing Super Columbine RPG again.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#138
That status thing's heroic, Cory. I despise all the sappy relationship posts.
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#139
Quote by steve_muse
That status thing's heroic, Cory. I despise all the sappy relationship posts.

I make them when I'm super drunk and think the world needs to know that I love people. But if someone makes fun of it, it's alright. Facebook and shame do not go together.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#140
I never saw the merit in smoking. I chain smoked my freshman year and never got anything really out of it. Caffeine though, is a different story. I drink just about any coffee of any variety probably too much. I probably drink at least 13 cups a day.
LOL
#141
Tobacco's silly. Weed's great though.
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He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#142
There's not much of an appeal, it's just addictive is all. I started smoking cause I thought Layne Staley looked cool doing it when I was 15. But I didn't let any of my friends know I was smoking until I was around 18.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#143
I don't do tobacco or weed, I am afraid.

I decided long ago that I won't be smoking anything.
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#144
I never thought I'd smoke pot or drink but here I am.

Why so ascetic, Zach? That's not the right word, but it's the first that came to mind.
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
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#145
Unlike most of you, I have a real job, that does random drug screens.

I am not giving up everything I busted my ass for over some dumb recreation. Basically, the way I see it, I'll be damned if 4 hours of high replaces 4 years of hard labor.
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#146
Agreed. Whenever I have a real job I'll ditch the shit. But for now, I'll need to do it to be all pretentious for uni.
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#147
Apparently my job does random drug screens, too. I dunno why. I don't smoke weed or use any drugs, either. Mainly because people who do are usually really boring. At least the ones I know anyway.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#148
My bros that go to UNC grow the shit in their apartment.

They do nothing but smoke weed. Every day. They think it's so cool to get really high, eat a bunch of food, and watch the Giga Pudding video.
LOL
#149
That's exactly what I'm talking about. When I was in high school, anytime I wanted to play in a band it was a problem. The only people I could relate to musically were high all the time and they did not have the attention span to do anything. It was obnoxious as hell. It's like that still.

At least drunks will save it until they don't have anything better to do. Plus, they're more interesting.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#150
Quote by steve_muse
Agreed. Whenever I have a real job I'll ditch the shit. But for now, I'll need to do it to be all pretentious for uni.


I'm still torn with how I should approach uni; open-minded and try loads of wierd/new shit, or just be an introvert and masturbate myself into an early grave. To be honest, I think weed is stupid, all the people I know who smoke it are just assholes.

Sex education today was painful. It didn't educate me, made me feel uncomfortable and further gave me confidence that I will never get a girlfriend/laid.
#151
Sex education had very little to do with my post-high school sex life. I haven't worn a condom in years. And nearly got herpes once or twice.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#152
I just want to say this right now: Pulling out for the god damn win. More women like getting cum in their face than they'll admit in sex ed.

Just ask Saadia.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#154
They resorted more to scare tactics than actual teaching. I only just found out they decided to do it because there was a breakout of chlamydia (or however you spell it) amonst the kids in the year below me. Girls are *****s, just not for me.

Was it you with the story in which you bought condoms with the anaesthetic in them accidently and had a very unsatisfying time?
#155
Quote by DownInAHole.
Screw pullin' out.

Cream pies ftw.

If I was sterile/half a man like you, I would agree.

edit: Oh yeah! I forgot all about that. I bought the wrong ones cause I was in a hurry. They were for premature ejaculators and had that numbing stuff in them. It was terrible, just terrible. I couldn't get it up because I couldn't feel anything. So the next time, we turned them around and Heather couldn't feel anything. And that was the last time I used condoms.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
Last edited by Jack Off Jill at Dec 16, 2010,
#156
You will be severely disappointed if you ask me, so don't. Also I am snowed in and can't go back to my parents' place until the weekend but
1) I have to finish all my cigarettes before I go home and this gives me more time
2) I have two bottles of liquor on my kitchen table
3) Smoked an incredible blunt last night and will be having the rest tonight possibly depending on what I do
4) Despite having the opportunity everyday, my boyfriend has not been in the mood for the past week, and I'm hoping that will change since finals are over now

so hopefully tonight will go well. also the snow is quite pretty outside.
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#158
Quote by DownInAHole.


Phil has the sexual appetite of a toddler.

Even a toddler still wants to breast feed.
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#159
YUP DOESNT HELP THAT I'M LIKE A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD BOY. oh wellz.
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#160
I feel like there is a story here.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.