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#162
I agree with your father except for when you have to cut them off to prove a point or to make them apologize for some backhanded compliment.
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#163
Phil said that he probably has less of a sexual appetite for me because I had sex with the guy I DATED FOR SIX MONTHS during my freshman year of high school. I don't understand.


edit: I meant college, not high school; I lost my v-card to phil when we dated in late high school
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#164
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I don't understand why people get that way. I don't understand the jealousy thing at all.

Tell him all this emotional blackmail is getting you wet.
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#165
Quote by vintage x metal
Phil said that he probably has less of a sexual appetite for me because I had sex with the guy I DATED FOR SIX MONTHS during my freshman year of high school. I don't understand.

Phil's such a vagina.

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I agree with your father except for when you have to cut them off to prove a point or to make them apologize for some backhanded compliment.

Yeah. He always said that you learn the most from fat girls too, but I haven't been bold enough to test his theory.
LOL
#166
yeah me neither. I don't really get it at all.
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#167
Quote by DownInAHole.
Phil's such a vagina.


Yeah. He always said that you learn the most from fat girls too, but I haven't been bold enough to test his theory.

+1. Though neither of us know him well enough to really make that call.

I've never been with a fat girl, but I've been with girls who are bigger than me. And they do give better head. They're more appreciative and more present. Pretty girls with low self esteem also tend to work out pretty well.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#168
The hottest girls I have ever porked are usually the worst in bed.

They just lay there like roadkill while I just plow them out.
LOL
#169
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I'm still torn with how I should approach uni; open-minded and try loads of wierd/new shit, or just be an introvert and masturbate myself into an early grave. To be honest, I think weed is stupid, all the people I know who smoke it are just assholes.

Sex education today was painful. It didn't educate me, made me feel uncomfortable and further gave me confidence that I will never get a girlfriend/laid.


Ideally I'd want the weird/new shit thing, but I think the reality of Uni is duller than people make it out to be.

Mehh, there's this girl I like and I think she likes me. She asked me to go to see a band with her. I don't really like them, they're like Mogwai but much shitter.
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#170
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I never thought I'd smoke pot or drink but here I am.

Why so ascetic, Zach? That's not the right word, but it's the first that came to mind.

I just don't smoke and have never been interested, probably because i really can't stand smoke in any form let alone me inhaling it voluntarily.
Also i can't really comment on the whole sex thing since i've still got my v-plates =/
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#171
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I just don't smoke and have never been interested, probably because i really can't stand smoke in any form let alone me inhaling it voluntarily.
Also i can't really comment on the whole sex thing since i've still got my v-plates =/

Wanna go camping????
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#172
I'm really against smoking tobacco, but then feel hypocritical when it's needed to smoke some weed. I don't do it often anyway.
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#173
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Ideally I'd want the weird/new shit thing, but I think the reality of Uni is duller than people make it out to be.

Mehh, there's this girl I like and I think she likes me. She asked me to go to see a band with her. I don't really like them, they're like Mogwai but much shitter.

My life is incredibly boring at the moment, so probably. The most fun I have is with my high school friends.

And all the fun students ever have is just excessive binge drinking. Oh, and sharing stories from previous excessive binge drinking events. That shit (probably) gets boring.
#174
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My life is incredibly boring at the moment, so probably. The most fun I have is with my high school friends.

And all the fun students ever have is just excessive binge drinking. Oh, and sharing stories from previous excessive binge drinking events. That shit (probably) gets boring.

I've done a bit of excess binge drinking, it gets old pretty quickly. Hence why i don't really drink anymore.
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#175
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I've done a bit of excess binge drinking, it gets old pretty quickly. Hence why i don't really drink anymore.

I still drink quite a bit regularly, but only in the weekend, not 5 days a week like most students seem to do who finally live on their own. Yay for living with my mummy.

Although I did enjoy a few drinks this afternoon. Free beer at my faculty from 16:30 to 18:30, when I really needed it.
#176
Quote by steve_muse
Tobacco's silly. Weed's great though.

It's stupid, I wish I never started. I pretty much started the same reason as Cory, cuz Layne and Eddie Vedder looked awesome. It's stupidly addicting, and doesn't have any positives. But I just don't have the willpower to quit now.

Weed on the other hand is something I've kicked. It got to the point where I was basically spending £300 a month on it, and I began to hate it after so long and seeing how nasty a habbit it can be. If I'm in the right social situation, and there's a bong/joint going round, then hell yeah I'll smoke it, cos don't get me wrong - I still really like the high of certain strains but I will never go out of my way to get it anymore. I much prefer drinking now.

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My bros that go to UNC grow the shit in their apartment.

They do nothing but smoke weed. Every day. They think it's so cool to get really high, eat a bunch of food, and watch the Giga Pudding video.

That's basically the path I was heading down. But then I had a reality check and realised it was ridiculously stupid, and never looked back. It was fun while it lasted, but my lifestyle has dramatically improved post-weed days.

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Sex education had very little to do with my post-high school sex life. I haven't worn a condom in years. And nearly got herpes once or twice.

Never used a condom once. I'm lucky that every girl I've slept with has been on the pill. Apart from once when I was ridiculously drunk and realised I wasn't actually gonna come after 3 hours and fell asleep on her. She was ridiculously hot too, but not the best on the sex front.

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I still drink quite a bit regularly, but only in the weekend, not 5 days a week like most students seem to do who finally live on their own. Yay for living with my mummy.

Although I did enjoy a few drinks this afternoon. Free beer at my faculty from 16:30 to 18:30, when I really needed it.
WHAT? You lucky bastard. GTFO.

H-h-h-h-h-hendri-quote!
#177
Quote by steve_muse
Ideally I'd want the weird/new shit thing, but I think the reality of Uni is duller than people make it out to be.

Mehh, there's this girl I like and I think she likes me. She asked me to go to see a band with her. I don't really like them, they're like Mogwai but much shitter.

Go anyway you whiny little girl.

Don, I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than to go camping with you.

You know what's ridiculous, George? My biggest musical heroes don't smoke cigarettes. And they are pretty outspoken about it. But it doesn't prevent me from smoking. It just makes me want an afro really bad.
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Last edited by Jack Off Jill at Dec 16, 2010,
#178
^I have an afro at this point. Well, not fully fledged, but yeah.

And fine, I will, Cory.
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#179
Nothing is as good as Mogwai in the post-rock genre so what did you expect.

And many of my musical heroes smoke, but many don't. I just don't bother thinking about the health risks and am too lazy to try and quit.

Steve, you can hardly call it an afro. You have much more of a jew-fro.
#180
Woah, I'm pretty sure you've posted that exact same post before, George. Internet De ja vu? Pretty weird.

True about Mogwai, I only compared them to them because they're also Scottish and like to use reverb.

That's true. I'm not sure if I should get it cut. My friends' opinions are split between loving it or thinking it's time for a cut.
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#181
Yeah. No offense, Steve... but your afro is nothing compared to TMV's.
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#182
... Who's that?
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He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#184
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WHAT? You lucky bastard. GTFO.

I was thinking about doing the responsible thing of having maybe one drink before heading home, but that was before I heard about the freeness (freedom?) of things.

All-nighter... Yay.

Edit:
Keep the 'fro, Steve. Jew fros are awesome.
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#185
Ahh, my first thought was Them Crooked Vultures for some reason..
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#187
But then I started thinking it was the initials of one of Cory's heroes.
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#188
Most of my musical heroes are dead and binge drinking never gets old.
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#189
Which reminds me, who else wants Frank to start translating his status updates in a comment so his American, English, Australian, and Scottish friends know what he's talking about.
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#190
^Here here! I don't think I actually have Frank on FB though, but I do have him on MSN and his Personal Messege gets me all mad with its foreignness..
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He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#192
Goodnight George.
Who the fuck is Frank?
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#193
FrankV is Frank.
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#194
A big bunny rabbit.
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He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#195
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Who the fuck is Frank?

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FrankV is Frank.

The clue was in the name.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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#196
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The clue was in the name.

Jackal isn't used to the idea of not being anonymous on the internet because he spends a lot of time looking at animal porn and doesn't want it traced to him.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#197
I wonder if they know they're being filmed.
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He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#199
I love how Steve gets ZERO arbitrary pop culture references.

Seriously, dude, brush up on your acronyms or read tabloids or something.
LOL
#200
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Which reminds me, who else wants Frank to start translating his status updates in a comment so his American, English, Australian, and Scottish friends know what he's talking about.

Google Translate is your friend. I'll translate my latest one for you though:
"Who's joining me for a fun, little all-nighter of Facebook?

@Attempt to not fail uni."

Most of what I else share on FB is just songs though, where you can skip the bullshit and press play like people do.
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Goodnight George.
Who the fuck is Frank?



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^Here here! I don't think I actually have Frank on FB though, but I do have him on MSN and his Personal Messege gets me all mad with its foreignness..

I rarely have personal messages.
Last edited by frankv at Dec 16, 2010,