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#1
would you be pissed off that birds built their nests on your and squirrels and stuff lived in you? Or would you welcome them?

Also, what type of tree would you want to be? And would you prefer being a tree or some other type plant?

Inspired by a dream I had 5 minutes ago where I was stuck inside a bong and was about to be lit up when I woke up.
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#2
Tree?!
I'm not a tree, I am an ent!

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#3
Best first post. I concur.

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#6
i'd be a massive oak. i would say redwood, but i would hate to live out in that part of the country (US).

yeah animals are welcome as long as they dont chew on me...
#7
If I was a tree I would not be pissed off that things lived in/on me, because I would lack a brain, and therefore, lack though, meaning I also would not have the capacity to be pissed off.
#9
Quote by guitarxo
would you be pissed off that birds built their nests on your and squirrels and stuff lived in you? Or would you welcome them?

Also, what type of tree would you want to be? And would you prefer being a tree or some other type plant?

Inspired by a dream I had 5 minutes ago where I was stuck inside a bong and was about to be lit up when I woke up.


Stuck inside a bong and was about to be lit...you sure you weren't just da Kush >_>




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#10
I'd be pissed that humans are destroying my tree friends and the environment.
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#13
I'd be a cedar tree. I would welcome other animals benefiting from me and have humans stare at my brilliance. No dogs peeing on me though.
#14
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Dogwood? So would your bark be worse than your bite?
#17
A weeping Willow.

Because I'm crying on the inside and I have limbs that reach all the way to the ground..
#18
I would be a happy tree, that could whistle! And then all birds would come nest on me instead of that other singing tree. And I'd like to be a Birch, but I would kick out all the crows

Or this:
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#19
guitarxo, I don't think trees give a damn about anything much

if i could i would be a

whomping willow
#20
I have no difficulty with animals who live in trees. And I should no better than all of you.

Edit: Sorry I couldn't think up a more clever response. This was a golden opportunity.
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#21
I'd be an oak, so I could be real lofty n shit and grab up all the maples' light. Those bastards don't know what's good for 'em, they should be happy basking in my shade.
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#22
Oh yeah I forgot to say that I wouldn't want to be a tree. People take advantage of them too easily.
I'd want to be a Venus Fly Trap because I could eat all the insects that I'm terrified of as a human.
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#23
id be a bonsai tree and get all the midget tree hoes
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#28
If I were a tree, even just for a day...I'd roll out of bed in the morning and throw on what I wanted, and go drink beer with the guys.
#31
I'd be a potted plant.
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#35
But you said you were fapping to the pots. Now, if you meant the plant that was in the pot I would understand
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#36
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Tree?!
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#37
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But you said you were fapping to the pots. Now, if you meant the plant that was in the pot I would understand

Yes, I fapped to the pots. The plants may have added to the hotness, but it was the pots where the sexual energy was aimed.
#38
christmas tree, cuz for a full month people would let me in their house for me the cold and make me as flamboyant as possible (sounds gay, but isnt)... then they will under water me and i die and repeat the cycle
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#40
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I'm not a tree, I am an ent!



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