#3
http://www.27bslash6.com/function4sports.html


It's from this website. This guy is pure gold.
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I was expecting an epic thread about how TS used Icy Hot on his dick and thought it was on fire while on LSD, and then posted on UG about it. I am greatly, grealty dissapointed.
#4
hehe, a chuckle was had. but yea.. tough call if it really happened.
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#7
David Thorne is my idol.
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#11
Oh my goodness this stuff is pure gold

Thank you CrusaderKing for sharing that website. A winner is you!
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#12
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Too long didn't read.

They're all rather lengthy on his site, but I promise you're missing out on some pure gold.
#13
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#14
That was actually really obnoxious.
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#16
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I just re-read the "foggot" one, and I just realized what he did with the Subject towards the end.

Yeah I just read this one too, I'm going through all of his site. This guy is a genious.
#18
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That was actually really obnoxious.

Yeah, but I can really identify with David in that we are namesakes, and we just don't give a damn about anything.
#19
Quote by GodofCheesecake
That was actually really obnoxious.


+1

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#20
Moral of his Stories:

If you are annoying enough, you will never have to pay fines/late fees ever again.
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I was expecting an epic thread about how TS used Icy Hot on his dick and thought it was on fire while on LSD, and then posted on UG about it. I am greatly, grealty dissapointed.
#22
no wonder the guy is so awesome, he's an aussie!
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#23
Link TS posted doesn't work. Y U NO WORK!?

EDIT: Oh nvm, working now.
Last edited by BlacksailsTippa at Mar 16, 2011,
#24
I don't get the pit, anyone else would be considered a douche. I found it excessive... the guy clearly made a mistake, and instead of allowing him to believe what he likes, he goes on a streak of extremely immature replies to show that he doesn't believe what the other does


I didn't find that funny at all, and I'm an atheist
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#25
It's hilarious how every short sentence that the teacher replied the troll would come back with a few paragraphs of crap.

Edit: The last picture in the second link was priceless.
Last edited by triface at Mar 16, 2011,
#27
These are all real by the way. If you read his one about snowboards, I remember seeing him post the fake add a couple months before the snowboarding e-mail got posted.
There was even one e-mail about somebody accusing him of making his stuff up.
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#29
Quote by GodofCheesecake
That was actually really obnoxious.

+1

Way to be an asshole and add to the negative athiest stereotype.
#32
David Thorne is my idol.

For the record, it is real, people are usually too stupid to know he's just fucking with them.
#36
It wasn't that funny. Pretty annoying, actually.


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I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
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Waiting for you.