'Theres a random young child walking up and down my street. what do?\

i was trying a new lube prototype. But it gave me an allergic reaction.
i started swelling and blistering, so I dropped the tube and ran to the bathroom.
i came back 10 mins later and find my dog dead next to the tube.
it's my mates dog cus he gone up north.
what do?
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Alan is gonna be pissed about his dog...
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