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So I was wondering, what the worst possible superhero or villain would be.

I was watching Family Guy to realise in the episode that Meg had the ability to grow her fingernails really long. I then thought wow that power must suck. I wonder what superheroes or villains there could be with awful powers.

So come up with original ideas for a bit of fun.

An example would be, The Boy who melts everytime he sees his Dad.

Go!
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#4
The girl wolverine fights in one of the X-men movies had adamantium finger nails. She was pretty badass.

I think Super Meat Boy would struggle as a super hero. I mean, could you imagine trying to pick the dirt off? *shudder*
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Yeah, I guess that just makes them a hero, or a dude with a load of money, much like Iron Man.
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first thing that came to mind.
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#11
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Wasn't he just a scuba diver who had an unfortunate accident with a waffle iron? He's a great hero.
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#12
Run away from danger man
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#13
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i know its not what you ment but i think batman is awful

same with aqua man.... oh great if im in the water you can have a shark eat me, but if im out of the water your fishy ass cant do shit.

great concept.
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The girl wolverine fights in one of the X-men movies had adamantium finger nails. She was pretty badass.



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i know its obvious but spiderman's got some sweet powers


if he had the ability to generate webbing himself that is
#17
Chlorophyll Kid - The ability to make plants grow just a little bit quicker, not noticeable, but it happens.
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#18
A superhero whose ability is to make his own penis shrink in size.

Doesn't have the power to do the reverse. Just the shrinking thing.

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#19
Burnt Face Man. He can fly sometimes but he doesn't have laser vision or anything.

Can't even play slap bass
#20
But Burnt Face Man is gay.
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#21
Fellatio girl
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#24
Depressed Daniel.

Making the world a better place..........by taking himself out of it

EDIT: Wow, that sounded a lot less dark and depressing in my head
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#28
Codpiece!


Basically, a girl makes fun of his dick, he gets pissed, build a pelvic thrust cannon, and ****s shit up. I don't remember how he's defeated though.
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Codpiece!


Basically, a girl makes fun of his dick, he gets pissed, build a pelvic thrust cannon, and ****s shit up. I don't remember how he's defeated though.

He isn't. He looks too awesome to die.
#30
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Codpiece!


Basically, a girl makes fun of his dick, he gets pissed, build a pelvic thrust cannon, and ****s shit up. I don't remember how he's defeated though.


He could have just bought a Hummer.
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#35
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Fellatio girl


Beastiality boy

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Codpiece!


Basically, a girl makes fun of his dick, he gets pissed, build a pelvic thrust cannon, and ****s shit up. I don't remember how he's defeated though.


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Beastiality boy


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#37
I definitely came in here to say Fellatio Girl and Bestiality Boy.

EDIT: And of course Narcolepsy Boy and Homeless Man.
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#39
Turn invisible, but only when no one could see you anyways!

Teleport slightly less than the distance of an average step (only while walking calmly with a 5 second cooldown time).

Bestiality boy


Fellatio girl


Jizz-trough woman!


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#40
all of these
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