It's the man we all know and love! He provides the lolz on many threads (such as pretending to be a woman in a certain thread of mine >.>

I got you Bob Barker!

happy birthday!

i got you:
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
I got you any obscure movie you want!


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

Happy birfday man. I got you Gentle Giant
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
Happy Birthday!

I got you a sandwich toaster.

I googled "Sandwich maker" and did not see a woman.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^

"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.

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Happy Birthday!

I got you a sandwich toaster.

I googled "Sandwich maker" and did not see a woman.

Did you have safe search on?

Anyway, Happy Birthday!

I got you nothing since this is all ultimately a futile, fictional construct.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.

For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
I got you the reanimated corpse of Akira Kurosawa.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
happy birthday, i got you nothing. go **** yourself.
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Lil B, the young based god, has the ability to create music so profound, that others around him cannot even comprehend his magnificent verbal progressive nature.

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^ oh hey y'all females...welcome !
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I got you George Foreman!

-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic

-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet

Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
I got you handcuffs and a gimp suit for Bob Barker and George Foreman.

Oh? You already have those?...I'll just return them then.
Happy bday

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What happened to Snake?




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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers

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Isis is amazing
Happy birthday, I got you Darren Aronofsky.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

Happy birthday to a fellow TMV fan and all around BAMF.
I got you Mac and Me on DVD. Enjoy!
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
I't my birthday today as well.

But you ****ers didn't make ME a thread.
Happy birthday, I got you a phone call with that gay guy that works at the one gas station that wouldn't talk to me.
Hey! I got you something Lynchian!
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.