I decided to start thread about funny phrases like

My name is not Fred Flinstone but I can easily make your BedRock


You know what they said, you can't polish the turd.

I was just wondering how you're talkin'
Call me Lucas


I'm on Facebook

and sorry if I'm making grammar mistakes
TS, Tell your mother that I don't look like Brad Pitt but I can lick like Lassie
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.

༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
A female news reader who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

Not quite a phrase but blegh.
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Yeah, I use a Squier Strat.
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."

Awesome...kinda gross, but awesome.
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