#1
Research conducted by a professional research team of researchers have researched that the number of original and funny puns is vastly decreasing and soon they will be extinct.

That will surely mean the end of all universe and also this forum.


We must do something to save the world!
#2
I don't think this was well researched.
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#3
nah, we'll just keep using the old, unoriginal puns forever.
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#4
1. You're an '11er, you don't really have room to talk.
2. Ever single person ever since the beginning of the Pit thinks that the Pit has been getting worse and so far no one has done anything about it, and it's still super popular. So do with that what you will.
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#5
Quote by Scutchington
I don't think this was well researched.



This is a fragment from research notes of 1 researcher who was so devastated that killed himself





Very disturbing
#6
Well shit, I was questioning it at first, but shit just got real.


Edit: And I just realized I've been here for 2 years now. 0.o


I can honestly say the pit is exactly the same as the first time I visited it.
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#7
I'm an 11er. Quality kinda varies from day to day.
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#8
You're new right?
Soon you'll realize that the Pit consists of lazy ass guitar/bass players with no life, too lazy to even scratch their itchy balls. Enough said.
1. You're surfing the internet.
2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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#9
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Very disturbing


He must be an extremely inefficient researcher to write notes in MS paint.
#10
End of the world? Why...that's...punbelieveable.


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#11
What we should take from this thread is there's research been done on research, research research research.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#13
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Research conducted by a professional research team of researchers have researched...


A rose is a rose is a rose...
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#14
I know a Japanese person.
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

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#15
I think I'm on to something.........we're going to need Keanu Reeves
#16
if the pit ends...

i might get off my arse and be useful for a change, instead of just lurking/trolling.

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#17
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What we should take from this thread is there's research been done on research, research research research.


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#18
Lol apparently having wasted more of your time here in between fapping sessions than other people gives you the right to tell people they aren't allowed to try to make threads.
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Every thread I touch closes
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#19
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.


How dare Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo continue to buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
#21
Quote by Silver-spear94
if the pit ends...

i might get off my arse and be useful for a change, instead of just lurking/trolling.

Hahah this.
^^ Hahah, I'm just kidding.. or am I?


Don't click this.
#22
Quote by Mr_Jubby_Jubs
End of the world? Why...that's...punbelieveable.


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I only know holocaust puns.

People keep making fun of the holocaust, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

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ive won an argument with a girl but then i still lost
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I guess that's why my ass was sore when I woke up this morning.

It is now my goal to get skylerjames13 to BURN OUT
Every thread I touch closes
I ENJOY SKAAAAAAA
#24
the pit is pretty much the same since i first came here, except we don't get away with as much.

dont know why im still here really, habit i guess
now extra flamey
#25
Quote by Ikey
the pit is pretty much the same since i first came here, except we don't get away with as much.

dont know why im still here really, habit i guess



im here for the friendly advice.


lol jk.

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#26
Quote by Kozlic
You're new right?
Soon you'll realize that the Pit consists of lazy ass guitar/bass players with no life, too lazy to even scratch their itchy balls. Enough said.


Completely off-topic, but I read your sig and lol'd big time. Possibly one of the best signature's I've seen in a long time.
#27
You've pit yourself up against a big wall of trolls there my friend.
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#28
Quote by lushacrous
1. You're an '11er, you don't really have room to talk.
2. Ever single person ever since the beginning of the Pit thinks that the Pit has been getting worse and so far no one has done anything about it, and it's still super popular. So do with that what you will.


You're an '07er, you don't really have room to talk.

Really, though, this place has become quite terrible.
#29
Quote by Moggan13



FUCK YEAH GHERKIN PALS!!



Yeah, I use a Squier Strat.
#30
Quote by madbasslover
You're an '07er, you don't really have room to talk.

Really, though, this place has become quite terrible.



You're an '05er, you don't have room to talk.


But yeah. The Pit kinda fluctuates in quality.