#1
Would we have all gone extinct long ago?

EDIT - Some of you seem to be misunderstanding. What I'm trying to say is that if you touch a hot stove, instead of feeling pain you would feel pleasure like an orgasm. Or if you cut your hand, you would feel pleasure.
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#8
I would be punching my balls and tasering my nipples...of course I do this now but it would feel better then >__>
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#9
masochists seem to do just fine.
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#13
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We couldn't reproduce.


Instead we would punch each other in the genitalia until orgasm is received.
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#14
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Instead we would punch each other in the genitalia until orgasm is received.


To which we have to fire into a woman's uterus in hope of fertilizing an egg. Sounds fun.
#15
i sense an Epic Thread in the making..........that or i'm just too baked and everything is too funny anyways


if pleasure replaced pain, i would punch my self in the balls so freaking hard man.........
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#16
We'd be pretty screwed as a species.

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#17
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Instead we would punch each other in the genitalia until orgasm is received.


I'm pretty sure there are some people who already do that.
#20
What would pleasurable things feel like then?
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#21
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Pretty much, pain is what keeps you alive.

This. Some people are born unable to feel pain and they usually never live past 20.
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#22
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This. Some people are born unable to feel pain and they usually never live past 20.


Is that because they do things that hurt their body but, because they can't feel, they keep doing it?
#25
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Is that because they do things that hurt their body but, because they can't feel, they keep doing it?

Well, pain is the body's way of telling you that something's not right. When you feel no pain, you can have all kinds of illnesses or problems without noticing a thing.
#26
Pleasure replacing pain would pretty much be apocalpytic. Which is why I am currently working on a powder I can release in cities that enters the bloodstream and causes chemical reactions which change your nervous system to release a shitload of endorphins and dopamine in place of giving you the pain stimulus.

The problem is that everytime I get it nearly perfected, James Bond comes crashing through the window, and destroys my laboratory. Damn you to hell, 007! You may have won this, but I will kill you all in the end! :
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#27
Chain Mail Masturbation.

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#28
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We couldn't reproduce.


cheetah dicks have spines on them, so thats essentially what their mating is.
im pretty sure we used to have penile spines also
#29
If we had constant orgasms all day long, we would live for those short, tranquil moments of peace in between.
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