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#2
So that's the reason USA don't want Mexicans over the border.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Mar 18, 2011,
#3
Lol at south ireland and USA.
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#5
Quote by boreamor
5.5" in the UK? Damn do I feel smug right now.


+1

EDIT: 7.1" in Congo, damnnnn nigga.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Last edited by Trowzaa at Mar 18, 2011,
#6
Quote by boreamor
5.5" in the UK? Damn do I feel smug right now.


That's what I was thinking.
Who the hell put this together?

EDIT:
From the UK to the US...
Last edited by SkepsisMetal at Mar 18, 2011,
#7
Congo has double of what South Kore has. lol
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#11
Quote by Kensai
Lol at south ireland and USA.

where?

OT: I feel sorry for asian girls. And 5.5" average in UK? I also will feel smug about this
FALKIRK

We'll win something someday

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#12
Quote by Random88
where?

OT: I feel sorry for asian girls. And 5.5" average in UK? I also will feel smug about this


Are you a part of that 5.5? if not, why feel smug?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#13
Well then, nothing like knowing you've got a lil' something on your fellow countrymen, eh.

Should I thank my dad?
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Umm. . .uh. . .your mom touched sjones' dick. YOUR MOM TOUCHED OUR GUITARISTS GENITALS IN A CAMPER AT A BIKER FESTIVAL! truth.
#16
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Are you a part of that 5.5? if not, why feel smug?

Larger than average = being smug

Although seeing the amount of people in this thread with the same reaction makes me question how accurate the statistics really are.
FALKIRK

We'll win something someday

Quote by Minkaro
Falkirk is the home of runners up.

Check out my Tunes
#17
OVER AN INCH ABOVE AUSTRALIA'S AVERAGE, **** YEAH

and I am absolutely the only person affected by that
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#18
Nyahahah, sucks to be a **** hound in Japan or Hong Kong, I guess!
"Levelled up. Still no solos."
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#19
Quote by metaldud536
I wanna move to Japan or South Korea, and dominate the porn industry.

I'd destroy more Japanese bitches than a tsuna.....


Wait. Too Soon.
Quote by Zeppelin71
Umm. . .uh. . .your mom touched sjones' dick. YOUR MOM TOUCHED OUR GUITARISTS GENITALS IN A CAMPER AT A BIKER FESTIVAL! truth.
#20
Quote by sjones
I'd destroy more Japanese bitches than a tsuna.....


Wait. Too Soon.


I'm going to allow this.

I may join you!

And if it doesn't work out with some of em, there are plenty more Japanese bitches in the sea.

...still too soon?
"Levelled up. Still no solos."
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#21
Quote by Random88
Although seeing the amount of people in this thread with the same reaction makes me question how accurate the statistics really are.

The ones with shorter penii wil probably remain quiet, I guess.

Also, remember the amount of Asians in the UK...
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#22
Quote by Dark Raven X
I'm going to allow this.

I may join you!

And if it doesn't work out with some of em, there are plenty more Japanese bitches in the sea.

...still too soon?


Oooooooooh, risky. I would have laughed had I not heard it before.

I'm going to hell, I know
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#23
I'm gonna join in on being smug.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#24
Quote by Dark Raven X
I'm going to allow this.

I may join you!

And if it doesn't work out with some of em, there are plenty more Japanese bitches in the sea.

...still too soon?

Fantastic! A partner!

Might I suggest the porn-moniker "The Earthquake" for you?

....toon soon?


loledit: or maybe "the Girthquake"
Quote by Zeppelin71
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Last edited by sjones at Mar 18, 2011,
#26
Quote by sjones
Fantastic! A partner!

Might I suggest the porn-moniker "The Earthquake" for you?

....toon soon?


I was thinking "The Wave"

Only instead of seawater, it's my semen.

Anyway, I would like to point out that morbid curiosity got the better of me, and I did just dig out a ruler and check out the equipment. 6.0 for me, here in the UK.

I think that warrants an "AAAWWW YEAH"
"Levelled up. Still no solos."
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#27
im gonna use this to tease my south korean flatmate about why she left
now extra flamey
#30
Quote by Dark Raven X
I was thinking "The Wave"

Only instead of seawater, it's my semen.

Anyway, I would like to point out that morbid curiosity got the better of me, and I did just dig out a ruler and check out the equipment. 6.0 for me, here in the UK.

I think that warrants an "AAAWWW YEAH"




Just remember that it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.



That was terrible.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#31
Quote by hriday_hazarika
I watch Japanese porn to feel good about myself.


Japanese porn is where it's at.

I like Akira Elly / Osawa Yuka.

Not cause it's even remotely sexy.

It's just hilarious.

She is adawwable when she's not vomiting/eating unspeakable things/getting drilled by plastic tentacles...
"Levelled up. Still no solos."
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#32
**** yeah..... 1 inch larger than Irish average and I aint even finished growing yet......bahahaha
#33
Quote by Dark Raven X
Japanese porn is where it's at.

I like Akira Elly / Osawa Yuka.

Not cause it's even remotely sexy.

It's just hilarious.

She is adawwable when she's not vomiting/eating unspeakable things/getting drilled by plastic tentacles...


Please don't threadjack this into a tentacle rape thread... By god, please stop it, I've had nightmares the last time this happened!

And I'm just below average in the Netherlands, but I didn't hear anyone complain about it yet


In b4 the "OLOLOLO U R VIRGIN" joke
Quote by Snowblind 911





maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#34
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13


Just remember that it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.




But you can't cross the seas in a row boat.
R.I.P. PAUL GILBERT

You will be missed...
#35
Quote by CheezMeUp
Please don't threadjack this into a tentacle rape thread... By god, please stop it, I've had nightmares the last time this happened!

And I'm just below average in the Netherlands, but I didn't hear anyone complain about it yet


In b4 the "OLOLOLO U R VIRGIN" joke


Knock knock.
Who's there?
OLOLOLO U R VIRGIN.
OLOLOLO U R VIRGIN who?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#36
This simply made my day. The biggest willies in Scandinivia are in Denmark. Denmark might be a small country but we are big where it can make a difference!
Alright people, Move along - there is nothing to see.
"Or so you think..."
#37
1.75" longer than the average person in the US? Awww yeah!!!
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#40
Really, USA? Dang, I guess I got something...

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