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Soup guiz.

I have a fish tank. Its 3 foot long, 18 inches high and 15 wide. In short - its big. I have 13 fish (Goldfish + Shubunkins), one of them being quite big.

On Thursday evening I bought 6 new fish. They only grow 3-4cm long, but they swim as a shoal, so I thought they'd look nice.

Friday morning, I leave the house at 7.30am. I get back at 11.30 and theres only 4 of them. I thought 'WTF, maybe they're hiding'.

I go and pick up my girlfriend at midday and get back at 3pm. Theres now only 1 left. And we see the big fish chasing it around, snapping at it.

Anyway, we see it eat the last one.

My big fish ate $30 of new fish in about 8 hours. fml.
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The good news is that your big fish had a deliciously expensive top quality meal. I'd assume he'd be pretty grateful to you, and I suggest you exploit that.
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At my mum's work, the exact same thing hapened with fish. My two cats aren't very troublesome though, apart from being sick and shitting on the carpets.
So you should buy cats.


#5
You now own one very grateful fish.
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It happened when I was like 7? I was pretty sad at the time, but now it's just amusing
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You must be new to fish.
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You must be new to fish.


I knew there was a slight risk. But i didnt think a 12cm Goldfish would eat 6 in a few hours.
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same thing happened with me. except with turtles. we'd had one turtle for like, 13 or 14 years. anyways, we bought two other little baby turtles to keep it company. it totally chomped one to death (without eating it. just massacred it.) and i assume it tried to do the same with the other, because one day it just wasn't in the tank. i guess it would rather die of dehydration/starvation rather than be killed by a blood-thirsty turtle.
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#16
And now you eat that fatted fish before he consumes you and all you know leading to a slimy digested horribly unthinkable death. Quick, man!
#17
You shouldn't have put them all in at once, shame on you
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#18
yeah, you gotta research which fish can live together and junk.

while i was in high school, i would 'cat sit' for one of my neighbors. basically i would show up in the morning, feed the cats and let them outside, then show up at night again, let them inside and feed them again.

well one morning i showed up and one of the cats was acting really strangely. it was moving really slowly and didnt seem too healthy. i told my dad when i went home that i thought the cat was dying, but he told me 'its probably just tired'. when i went up that night, the cat was dead

interestingly enough, the neighbors continued to ask me to cat sit for them in the future.
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yeah, you gotta research which fish can live together and junk.

while i was in high school, i would 'cat sit' for one of my neighbors. basically i would show up in the morning, feed the cats and let them outside, then show up at night again, let them inside and feed them again.

well one morning i showed up and one of the cats was acting really strangely. it was moving really slowly and didnt seem too healthy. i told my dad when i went home that i thought the cat was dying, but he told me 'its probably just tired'. when i went up that night, the cat was dead

interestingly enough, the neighbors continued to ask me to cat sit for them in the future.


I've heard so many stories like this. Seems even in death cats are trying to **** us over.
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I used to have 3 crabs (not hermit crabs, these didnt have shells) and they ended up killing each other by snapping each others eyes off with their claws, ****ing maniacs I tell you. inb4 STD olololol
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#24
I had two leopard geckos when I was little and we would feed them mealworms. We went on vacation once and I put a shit load of mealworms in their cage for them to snack on while I was gone. When we got back I ran up to see my geckos only to find that they were both dead and full of holes where the mealworms had crawled inside them.

I was distraught.
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I had two leopard geckos when I was little and we would feed them mealworms. We went on vacation once and I put a shit load of mealworms in their cage for them to snack on while I was gone. When we got back I ran up to see my geckos only to find that they were both dead and full of holes where the mealworms had crawled inside them.

I was distraught.




First time I've heard of something like that happening....
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I had two leopard geckos when I was little and we would feed them mealworms. We went on vacation once and I put a shit load of mealworms in their cage for them to snack on while I was gone. When we got back I ran up to see my geckos only to find that they were both dead and full of holes where the mealworms had crawled inside them.

I was distraught.



Dude, that sucks...
RIP Tom Searle.
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Who's the mealworm now lol?
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*like*

isnt your fish going to like, explode though?
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Who's the mealworm now lol?


hahaha, i lol'd.

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I set my Kestral out to grab a rabbit or two, but she caught the neighbor's dog. It was... embarrassing. She ate well, though.
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Soup guiz.

I have a fish tank. Its 3 foot long, 18 inches high and 15 wide. In short - its big. I have 13 fish (Goldfish + Shubunkins), one of them being quite big.

On Thursday evening I bought 6 new fish. They only grow 3-4cm long, but they swim as a shoal, so I thought they'd look nice.

Friday morning, I leave the house at 7.30am. I get back at 11.30 and theres only 4 of them. I thought 'WTF, maybe they're hiding'.

I go and pick up my girlfriend at midday and get back at 3pm. Theres now only 1 left. And we see the big fish chasing it around, snapping at it.

Anyway, we see it eat the last one.

My big fish ate $30 of new fish in about 8 hours. fml.



Dude, goldfish need at least 90 litres of water per fish to be able to live comfortably, a standard 3 foot tank is about 90 litres, so is good for only one fish in the long run.
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Used to have several cats living in the house, and they all died various ways...cars mainly. Except one. Who managed to get into a neighboring field through the hedge, and fall asleep in the sun somewhere.
Later in the day the guy who owned the field came knocking, said he'd been moving the cows that he kept in the field, and as one of the sleeping ones stood up, he found a dead cat underneath it.
#37
I used to have two beta fish. One died the day Katrina hit FL and the other died xmas eve.

They were fun while they lasted the little one kicked the big ones ass when I put them in the same tank.
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A friend of mine's dog followed him down to the bus stop when he was in elementary school. It got hit by the bus right in front of him. He had to carry his bleeding dog back up to his house where it died. Felt bad, man.
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Dude, goldfish need at least 90 litres of water per fish to be able to live comfortably, a standard 3 foot tank is about 90 litres, so is good for only one fish in the long run.

Bullshit, coldwater fish need roughly 2 litres of water per centimetre in length to live comfortably.
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