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#2
Thats nothing, I once smuggled 16 kilos of cocaine in my peehole. Beat that, bitch.
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Mackaliunas was searched and police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change.

Did she just keep putting things in and was like "Well alright, I could put this in my wallet, but since I'm down there... what the hell..." weird story.
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#5
I could only imagine what it's like for the person that has to search her.

It's like giving birth to a baby, only the baby is heroin.
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#9
There's something fishy about this story, but I can't quite put my finger in it.

Edit: yeah it's from the comments, smd there's a lot of punny ones there

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#10
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There's something fishy about this story, but I can't quite put my finger in it.

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#13
i always knew Philis had big vagina. them Scranton girls, i tell yuh.
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There's something fishy about this story, but I can't quite put my finger in it.


Joke stolen from the original article's comments.

But seriously...54 bags and $51??!?!
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#17
Some of the comments are great too

@sarcasticmeow - after you insert the dope, you stick the quarters in first, followed by the nickels, and then the pennies. not only does the loose change decrease the urge to urinate, but it also makes the vagina contract.
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#20
if they are using 'bags' in the sense of the bags they are sold in (which would presumably be the case), its really not alot. 54 bags would only be 5.4 grams which would reasonably fit in most vags.

although im not quite sure why she decided to stuff some money and coins up there as well.
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I was hoping for a pic of the woman...is that sick or what?


I definitely did not look her up on facebook...

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Like a hotdog through a hallway.


Or a hotdog down that womans vagina.
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I definitely did not look her up on facebook...




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I could only imagine what it's like for the person that has to search her.

It's like giving birth to a baby, only the baby is heroin.




my god, that woman must have a duffel bag vagina... isnt scranton where the office (usa) is set in too?

but this is actually so ****ed, nasty stuff
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if they are using 'bags' in the sense of the bags they are sold in (which would presumably be the case), its really not alot. 54 bags would only be 5.4 grams which would reasonably fit in most vags.

although im not quite sure why she decided to stuff some money and coins up there as well.


I'm not sure what I'm more worried about - the fact you know how much heroin is sold in, or that you know the average volume of a vagina with casual ease.
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#31
54 bags= 5.4 grams? As in .1 gram per bag? Because that's ridiculous, that's like a tiny speck of heroin per bag...
#32
At least a gram per bag, probably more like 10 so probably 1/2 kilo or so.
#33
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Did she just keep putting things in and was like "Well alright, I could put this in my wallet, but since I'm down there... what the hell..." weird story.


Don't forget about the 31 empty bags. Were they transporting a roll of baggies too? or does she just have 31 bags worth of heroine drifting down her fallopian tubes?
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#34
wha I don't even..
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I'm not sure what I'm more worried about - the fact you know how much heroin is sold in, or that you know the average volume of a vagina with casual ease.


i have done considerable research on both fronts.


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54 bags= 5.4 grams? As in .1 gram per bag? Because that's ridiculous, that's like a tiny speck of heroin per bag...


yeah, thats how it goes with heroin. hence why many addicts will do multiple bags in one go. if youve never really touched opiates before and you got some of good quality and did .1, youd probably end up puking your guts out. heroin is considerably refined from what is derived from the poppy plant, hence much more potent.

but the article is pretty nondescript about what 'bags' meant so its hard to say exactly how much heroin was in this chick's vag.
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#38
really? isnt any less than .1 gram be almost invisible dust?

I mean, im just thinking, 1/10th a gram of pot is already tiny, and pot is way lighter than rocks
#40
I don't know, I did a line of H in the Golden Triangle, pure as it gets I guess, I estimate about .2g snorted, yeah I puked and was in a dream for about 6 hrs, till I slept. Me and my GF were going down the river the following 4 hrs on a bamboo raft in the rain with a plastic sheet over our heads...haha, good times.
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