Poll: should i dump her?
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View poll results: should i dump her?
yea she doesnt like u anymore
32 84%
nope ur paranoid
6 16%
Voters: 38.
#1
ok I took my gf to the Justin Bieber movie the other night and she met this 16 year old nerd there. She's 20 btw..and then after they flirted in front of me he flicked his hair and did this justin beiber smile and said nice to meet you baby in a falsetto voice and gave her his phone number.

she didn't throw it out and we called it a night. all day yesterday i couldnt reach her and she avoided my calls..then she wouldnt admit she called the nerd and hung out with him but i cant see why else she wouldnt answer when she always does. she admitted they "hung out" but nothing happened she said...i cant believe she ditched me on st patricks day..

I ****in hate justin beiber and that movie i just thought it would turn her on and now its ruined my relationship.



tl dr - my plan backfired and my gf wants to **** a underage beiber fanboy.
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Last edited by slight☼return at Mar 19, 2011,
#2
Read the first paragraph and skimmed through the rest. I'm just not going to be able to take this remotely seriously.
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#4
Rape her.

Rape her parents.

Rape her pets.

Lock them in and burn their house down.

Piss on their remains.
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#5
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ok I took my gf to the Justin Bieber movie the other night and she met this 16 year old nerd there. She's 20 btw..and then after they flirted in front of me he flicked his hair and did this justin beiber smile and said nice to meet you baby in a falsetto voice and gave her his phone number.

she didn't throw it out and we called it a night. all day yesterday i couldnt reach her and she avoided my calls..then she wouldnt admit she called the nerd and hung out with him but i cant see why else she wouldnt answer when she always does. she admitted they "hung out" but nothing happened she said...i cant believe she ditched me on st patricks day..

I ****in hate justin beiber and that movie i just thought it would turn her on and now its ruined my relationship.



tl dr - my plan backfired and my gf wants to **** a underage beiber fanboy.


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#6
Sounds as stupid as the "relationships" that happen at my junior high school. I'd just dump her, I wouldn't take the whole situation seriously so I woudn't want to stick around.
#8
If she's not being honest with you then forget her. Let her be with Beiber wannabe.
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#9
Murder is the only solution
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#11
First off, hanging with him isn't cheating on you. Second, if you don't trust her break up with her. Third, relationship thread.
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#13
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Not even funny. Minus 10 points from Gryffindor.



Agreed, the troll is weak in this one.
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#14
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Agreed, the troll is weak in this one.


I'm completely oblvious. I never realised this user truly trolled until I looked at his profile just now.
#15
You're obviously trolling. More specifically, you're tolling very poorly. Go away.

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#18
i don't see why people think i'd make this up..i'm embarrassed tbh.
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#20
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#21
The only way for you to get back at you for cheating on you with the nerd boy is to cheat on her with the nerd boy.
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#28
Shoot the bitch.
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