#1
Hey guys.

I was just wondering. Have the Cadbury's Giant Chocolate buttons got smaller since Kraft took over?

Damn you America.

Yours sincerely, A Cadburysaholic.....
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#2
I think so. I thought America made everything bigger though.
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#3
That's obviously our master plan for conquering the UK: take over all the food companies, reduce portions by very small increments until the UKers are unknowingly starving themselves, then rush in and take command, forcing you to talk so good like we do in America

However, now that you know our plan I must kill you by leaving you alone in an easily escapable room with an extremely complicated deathtrap that takes way too long to work.
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I don't eat shit tasting chocolate i wouldn't know

Insulting chocolate buttons is like blasphemy you dick
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#7
Wait. Wait wait wait wait.

Kraft owns Cadbury now?


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#8
Probably. Chocolate buttons were godly, they've lost the spark.
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Insulting chocolate buttons is like blasphemy you dick

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#11
That certainly is an imported question.
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I think so. I thought America made everything bigger though.

I wonder why...

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#13
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Probably. Chocolate buttons were godly, they've lost the spark.



just like everything good that ends up being american

damn you, yanks.

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Insulting chocolate buttons is like blasphemy you dick


Chocolate sucks. just wanted to state my blasphemy.
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#22
Didn't Conan talk about Cadbury too, but the eggs? How they in recent years got smaller, when he still had his Late Night Show.
#24
Guys, this is a well know phenomenon that's been going on for decades. Many call it the 'Mars Bar effect' but it's effective with almost any chocolate item.

What happens is, occasionaly chocolate companies will advertise their products as something along the lines of "Now 10% bigger!", then a few years later, they do it again. But if they didn't get smaller again in-between advertising campaigns, the average chocolate bar would be about 2 foot long and half a foot thick by now.

Unfortunately "Now 10% smaller!" doesn't sound very good thing from an advertising point of view, so when they make them smaller (so that they can make them bigger again later with a whole new advertising campaign) they do it very quietly.
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He's been e-mailing me that link every day for about 2 weeks now.
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Instead it will usually be advertised as "10% less fat!" or something like that.


That's not often associated with an actual size reduction though, because chocolate bar manufacturers often like to display their lower fat options alongside their full fat options, (to show that they provide choices for every taste) so when people can actualy see that the only difference between them is the size being smaller (without the price reducing) that tends to be considered as bad advertising.
#28
I haven't seen a Giant chocolate button in ages.
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