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#2
When I posted in this thread.
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#3
My life's just dandy. I take comfort in knowing that yours is shit. But don't worry, you'll die soon.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#9
Everyone always gets fucked up

But has anyone ever fucked down?


/philosoraptor
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#11
I've ****ed up more times than I can count, but no regrets. Each botched effort is just a lesson to improve your life on.
#12
Quote by padgea7x
My life's just dandy. I take comfort in knowing that yours is shit. But don't worry, you'll die soon.

You're at the top of your UG posting game today, good sir.

I've literally lol'd at every post I've seen of yours today.
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Umm. . .uh. . .your mom touched sjones' dick. YOUR MOM TOUCHED OUR GUITARISTS GENITALS IN A CAMPER AT A BIKER FESTIVAL! truth.
#14
Quote by itchy guitar
Everyone always gets fucked up

But has anyone ever fucked down?


/philosoraptor

missionary?
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#15
Made out with my ex at a party last friday.. yup
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#16
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You're at the top of your UG posting game today, good sir.

I've literally lol'd at every post I've seen of yours today.


Well fucketydoo

I know what you're thinking, why did I choose that picture? Because I couldn't find a more enthusiastic one and because there seems to be a guy behind him having intercourse
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#17
Quote by Colgate Total
Let me know you ****ed up bad.


I fucked up bad.

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Tell me how you recovered from it.


You never recover from it. Life sucks.
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#18
Quote by itchy guitar
Everyone always gets fucked up

But has anyone ever fucked down?


/philosoraptor



All the way down to the bottom of the barrel, which, depending on your tastes, could feature STD-ridden heroin addicts, crackwhores, old men in leather undies, or various other unsavoury types.

But it's ok, a course of antibiotics and some self-esteem boosting activities such as laughing at those less fortunate (the people you paid to sleep with), and you'll be right as rain.



I hope that cheered you up, TS.

In all seriousness, though, it will pass. Everyone messes up sometimes, and it feels awful for a while, but the more stuff you do and the more time passes, the more confidence you'll have that what's past is past, and just because it happened once doesn't mean it will ever happen again.
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#19
When I play nazi zombies and then I stay in one room for too many rounds and get killed
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#20
Quote by padgea7x

Well fucketydoo

I know what you're thinking, why did I choose that picture? Because I couldn't find a more enthusiastic one and because there seems to be a guy behind him having intercourse



You're welcome.
#21
i spit my Copenhagen into my beer last night. Then proceeded to take a drink from the beer and Copenhagen filled bottle. I ****ed Up.
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#22
Quote by LordBishek


You're welcome.

I found him, he wasn't clapping fast enough for me. I liked the Gary Busey one of that though
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#23
I've ruined my life; I've ruined my relationship; I've ruined my reputation. I'm gonna ****ing die.
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#24
Quote by Colgate Total
I've ruined my life; I've ruined my relationship; I've ruined my reputation. I'm gonna ****ing die.


What happened? Spit it out, toothpaste guy.
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#26
Quote by padgea7x
I found him, he wasn't clapping fast enough for me. I liked the Gary Busey one of that though

Jesus God.

That is fucking scary.
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Umm. . .uh. . .your mom touched sjones' dick. YOUR MOM TOUCHED OUR GUITARISTS GENITALS IN A CAMPER AT A BIKER FESTIVAL! truth.
#27
Ok, TS, tell us what happened, we'll make it better...

THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE!

❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#28
One time, during a school trip, on the way home I was feeling a bit lonely and was sitting by myself, while my friends in front of me were having a shitload of fun. I just wasn't in the mood. Then this really really hot girl that I had a crush on before just came out of the blue and sat next to me and got like really close to me. She had also been sitting alone, cause she was a bit food sick before. Anyway, now the hint is obvious, but back then I was a socially ackward moron and instead of responding I just sort of ignored her, even tho I liked her and while I sat there like a dumb ass all I could think of is:

"Lol she probably wants to make fun of me".


Now whenever I think back to those times and this moment comes up it gives me the shivers, I think to myself "Why did I have to **** that up, why did I have to be such a social retard".

There are a few other moments like that as well, with pretty much the same story.. But this one is the worst. Sometimes it makes me sad, thinking about all the missed opportunities.

#29
Every fucking day.
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#30
Quote by Colgate Total
Let me know you ****ed up bad.


Bought a Spider III 75

Tell me how you recovered from it.


Sold it and bought one of those nice Marshall MGs
Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#31
When I told Abe Lincoln to be quiet during a play.
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#34
Quote by Colgate Total
I've ruined my life; I've ruined my relationship; I've ruined my reputation. I'm gonna ****ing die.


short of killing or raping someone, im gonna label this as hyperbole. im going to assume youre still in your teens or early 20s. once you move away from home, you start with a blank slate so everything prior is quite irrelevant.
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Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
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#35
Quote by Shinami
One time, during a school trip, on the way home I was feeling a bit lonely and was sitting by myself, while my friends in front of me were having a shitload of fun. I just wasn't in the mood. Then this really really hot girl that I had a crush on before just came out of the blue and sat next to me and got like really close to me. She had also been sitting alone, cause she was a bit food sick before. Anyway, now the hint is obvious, but back then I was a socially ackward moron and instead of responding I just sort of ignored her, even tho I liked her and while I sat there like a dumb ass all I could think of is:

"Lol she probably wants to make fun of me".


Now whenever I think back to those times and this moment comes up it gives me the shivers, I think to myself "Why did I have to **** that up, why did I have to be such a social retard".

There are a few other moments like that as well, with pretty much the same story.. But this one is the worst. Sometimes it makes me sad, thinking about all the missed opportunities.



I know dude, it's all about the missed opportunities. A girl I like was pretty much mine for the taking, I think, at one point but stupid me didn't realize it till it was to late. Now we barely talk and it's so awkward when we do.....I think back and it makes me so sick.
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#36
Some things are hard to live down. (personally, i think i may have turned crazy) either way, i stopped caring and went on with life

You'll find a way
#38
probably a few nights ago when i went to a aprty, i was completely wasted and i attempted to DJ for a bit
kinda went listening through headphones for a bit before going i cant do this shit and giving it back. the DJ just laughed and we just chatted for a bit while i sobered. after that, i did DJ and tore the roof off, with some awesome DnB and House music
but during the moment inbetween, i was like "shit i ****ed up there"
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#39
A friend of mine (acquaintance) was dating this girl back in 06'-07'. They broke up and I started talking to this girl. He was talking to me on AIM (I know, what a throwback) and he said he wouldn't be mad or upset if I pursued her at that point. So I did, and we fooled around a very little bit, and he eventually caught wind of it. Tension and anger ensued, yadda yadda yadda. They got back together, yadda yadda yadda.

Last year they had a child together, but while she was pregnant he constantly cheated on her and whatnot. She started txting me again at this time and yadda yadda yadda, 2007 again! I probably shouldn't feel too bad about it, but hey, I guess it made me say, "Damn, I fucked up!"
Nikolas
#40
To the TS

If it's only relationship problems. Don't worry about it, there is plenty of fish in the sea. For me though wasn't pursuing the girl who I really liked, we hung out in gym class in our senior year. She went to my play, two nights in a row. After graduation, she invited me to go hang out with her at a football game. I canceled a jam session with my friend for that, last minute I chickened out and went to the movies and went to my friend's house afterwards. But...But I don't think about it and if I took a different path than things would be different but right now, I took the path I took and I am living my life, and things are going to get better from here on out. Take care,

Seth

Also I did admit at the time I did **** up.
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