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#1
So I went to a Royal Farms in Maryland on my way home and ordered a grilled chicken sandwich on a toasted crossaint with cheese and mayo. I get home, only to find it was on potato bread. Needless to say, it tasted like shit. But I'm sure my sandwich is nothing compared to some of the worst stuff you've had to eat.

So answer me this: What's the worst thing you've had to eat?
Meh.
#3
A particularly fragrant vagina.
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#5
I had to eat Madeleine McCann, she didn't taste so good.
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#7
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#9
Once ate some doggy treats..

Got really drunk and left one of those frozen man dinners in the oven for too long. Was burnt to shit but I still ate it anyway.

Coleslaw. **** that shit.
#13
Humble pie
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#17
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Artichokes. And fennel.


This.
I once had ordered a vegetarian pizza, from some "buy freshly made, take home and cook" pizza place. Had artichoke hearts. Had them before, no issues. This one time though, I bit into the artichoke heart and nearly puked. It was like rancid or something.

And I'm vegetarian.
#19
Jail food sucks. It's not like 4 days is a long time to put up with it, but still. I've never had such bland meals in my life. Then again, that's probably intentional.
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#21
I once had fried fish bones at a Chinatown market. The worst flavored fish with the texture of needles.

And when I was a lil wee lad, I had a blueberry pilsburry strudel, but I didn't realize it had cottage cheese or cheese of horrors. I can still gag if I think about it too much.
#22
TS, dont be making fun of Maryland, i live there
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#25
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TS, dont be making fun of Maryland, i live there



which part? i went to a Royal Farms in North East.
Meh.
#26
Biltong.
I was told it would be like jerky.
No.
Just...No.
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#29
Personally, almost all meat I've tried. I used to love beef and pork when I was younger and every time I try it now, I really cant stand the taste.
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#30
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I had to eat Madeleine McCann, she didn't taste so good.

Clumsy execution, but you still score highly for a Madeleine McCann joke, bravo.
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Biltong.
I was told it would be like jerky.
No.
Just...No.

Somebody be messin' with ya, mang. Biltong is very very much like jerky.

For me: Smokey sausage (UKers might have more of an idea about this than others) and anything involving mushrooms.
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#31
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A particularly fragrant vagina.

this, an overly syrupy one too
had about 3 licks like the owl from the old tootsie pop commercial *a-one...a-ta-WHOOOO...a-three...*
I said "yup....i'm full"
#32
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Clumsy execution, but you still score highly for a Madeleine McCann joke, bravo.

Wintacular.

Somebody be messin' with ya, mang. Biltong is very very much like jerky.

For me: Smokey sausage (UKers might have more of an idea about this than others) and anything involving mushrooms.


You missed off Matlock Sour Sweets broseph
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#33
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Biltong.
I was told it would be like jerky.
No.
Just...No.

Biltong is pretty much slightly moister, fattier jerky.
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#34
Probably a pickled pigs foot, eating a habanero was pretty bad but only because it was so hot
#36
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You missed off Matlock Sour Sweets broseph

They weren't that bad, tbh. What I did miss was the fucking Danish Trollsweets... Salty, peppery uber-liquorice!?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, DENMARK?!
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#37
I agree to the licorice-looking things above ^

This is more on a personal level, but I was handed what I thought was a jaffa cake, and thought "**** yeah, jaffa cake!", taking a huge bite. A few chews let me in on the fact that it was actually a cut-price off-brand "raspberry cake", with some disgusting raspberry filling. This is definitely my achilles heel, as raspberry ripple icecream turns me. So this raspberry bastard cake was the most disgusting thing I ever had in my mouth (inb4 dicks)
#38
anyone had one of those mexican treats with a dehydrated piece of watermellon on a stick with taco seasoning on it?
#39
This reminds me when I fed a foreigner sal ammoniac liquorice, didn't know he could curse that well in our language already, funny stuff though.
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#40
Quote by Chris Schementi
Artichokes. And fennel.


Artichokes are the light, cultured, pre-meal tastette of the gods. I am very much with you on fennel though.

Add goat's cheese to the list. I don't care what anyone says - it's fucking gross and you know it.
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