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#3
Because women can't get boners.

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Only men have penises...

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because women d-*sees the posts above*
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#7
TS, you do realize that it's a phenomenon that only occurs among homosexuals, right?
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#8
My friend explained this to me, and it has something to do with having more testosterone in the morning or something like that.
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Because you dream every night, you just don't remember it mostly.

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TS, you do realize that it's a phenomenon that only occurs among homosexuals, right?


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OT: TS, it happens to everyone and afaik it's just as normal as getting random boners.
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#16
because you're waking up next to your naked girlfriend or... it just happens.. :L

It's only morning wood if you don't sort it out.
It's morning glory otherwise.
#17
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The cause of NPT is not known with certainty. Bancroft (2005) hypothesizes that the noradrenergic neurons of the locus ceruleus are inhibitory to penile erection, and that the cessation of their discharge that occurs during REM sleep may allow testosterone-related excitatory actions to manifest as NPT.[2]

Evidence supporting the possibility that a full bladder can stimulate an erection has existed for some time and is characterized as a 'reflex erection'. The nerves that control a man’s ability to have a reflex erection are located in the sacral nerves (S2-S4) of the spinal cord.[3] A full bladder is known to mildly stimulate nerves in the same region. This mild stimulus which during the day is normally suppressed in adult males by competing stimuli and other distractions; during sleep with the absence of such factors could instigate a reflex erection.

The possibility of a full bladder causing an erection, especially during sleep, is perhaps further supported by the beneficial physiological effect of an erection inhibiting urination, thereby helping to avoid nocturnal enuresis.


The full bladder theory sounds valid.
Bottom line is, you have about 5 erections during each night, so sometimes you have one when you wake up.
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So that we are immediately ready for the sex we get every single morning


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#19
**** a full bladder theory, i always empty before i go to bed.

im pretty sure ive read everywhere that it has to do with the REM cycle that releases DMT while you sleep, and then you boner
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Actually I'd assume women do wake up with the female equivalent of a boner. OT, on average you have around 4 nocturnal erections a night. So I'd assume morning wood is just waking up during one of them.


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#23
It's clearly the morning wood fairy.
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#25
I enjoy my morning wood, until the point I have to get dressed up. It really sucks trying to put on some pants while having junior sticking out so much. And putting it in the waistband is no option, it's too tall :/

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So you don't piss yourself.
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#27
There's only been like, two legitimate replies given

The two most popular and logical theories IMO are the bladder theory and the dream theory. It's probably both.

Everyone dreams, you just loose like 70% of what you dream by the time you wake up. So you're probably bending some sexy chick over in your dream, therefore you get an erection. While you're asleep for those many hours, you're probably going to have to pee. An erection is your bodies natural response to that. You have two different canals in your manetalia, a path for pee, and a path for skeeting. When you get an erection, that urinal track gets turned off. That's why it's always hard to pee with an erection. So a combination of sexy dreaming and having to take a monster piss create morning wood.
#28
Nothing worse than morning wood and your mum is coming in telling you to be up for college.
#29
I guess that is what would you call an improper erection at a funeral. Mourning wood.

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#34
For the last 3-4 years i have never got a morning wood, before that i always got it, don't get why it stopped, maybe because i masturbate like 6 times a day.
#36
Because you put an 'e' on the end of occur. Thanks for cursing (blessing?) all of us TS. Thanks.
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#37
I must be strange. I don't get morning wood. My dick points down so i can't put it in the waistband like most guys. I can pee with a full erection. I can orgasm and still stay erect and keep going. I'm like opposite of most guys. But i do have 8 inches and 6 girth so i guess thats one positive even tho all the girls thought i was too big and didn't want to keep going for long.
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