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This one time I was arguing with a friend about something, and he said I have the nose of a ******, I was like

Dumb insults you've been called?

The insult is a slang used to refer to black people.
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"Curly-headed f***." My hair is completely straight.

EDIT: To be fair though, he was an idiot redneck, so he may have had some of his uncle's DNA.
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"Curly-headed f***." My hair is completely straight.

EDIT: To be fair though, he was an idiot redneck, so he may have had some of his uncle's DNA.

Imagine that...
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#9
*looks at above post* I may need to clarify that in the near future....
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#10
'Fockit gay dick!'

'Nuff said.
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"Curly-headed f***." My hair is completely straight.

EDIT: To be fair though, he was an idiot redneck, so he may have had some of his uncle's DNA.


someone didn't pay attention in biology when they learned genetics...
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#12
"stupid Mexican hippie artfag"

I'm not Hispanic and I have some hippie-ish tendencies but I don't even know what a stereotypical artfag is supposed to be like
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"stupid Mexican hippie artfag"

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#15
My usual one for Call Of Duty or some time when I get beaten is "**** you, you dick-****ing **** face!"
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#16
I was once called a cocky chop ****-linker. That is my favorite so far.
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#18
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This fucking annoying girl at my old school (had the most annoying, whiny voice I have EVER heard.) once yelled at this guy 'at least my mum's not dead.'

Not even kidding his mum had died of Cancer 3 months before.

It was hardly unprovoked, but what the fuck. What kind of comeback is that?


He shoulda spit in her face. Whatta biatch.
#19
Last week when I was driving down the street this car in front of me had 2 little girls on the backseat. They laughed at me and then flipped me off!


Needless to say, I laughed my own ass off.
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Sometimes girls say that too...
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#23
Nerd and ugly.
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#24
Twat ass bitch waffle. I kid you not.
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#25
"Silly idiot"

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#26
I hate when people say " no you're a <insert original insult>""
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#28
You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!

(someone better get the reference...)
#30
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I was once called bitchhole.

That is pretty good.
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#31
I honestly dont have insults hurled at me very often, dont know why but I guess i just dont anger people. however, I think one of the lamest insults anyone can throw is using terms that refer to homosexuality like fag, gay, queer or somthing along those lines.

If they are in middle school well, thats understandable but I just feel sorry for those who are older. It just shows how our education system fails at teaching people to be tolerant, as well as the fact that they will forever be trapped in that state of insecurity.
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#32
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This fucking annoying girl at my old school (had the most annoying, whiny voice I have EVER heard.) once yelled at this guy 'at least my mum's not dead.'

Not even kidding his mum had died of Cancer 3 months before.

It was hardly unprovoked, but what the fuck. What kind of comeback is that?


There was a case like this in our school too, except that the one who said it was the teacher's spoiled brat who pretty much everyone hates now, and the boy he said it had lost his mother only weeks ago.

The asshole got away from it, because the teachers thought he is just bullied and exploded....

On topic, I once heard this as I was sitting in our hockey team's dressing room:

"Maybe you should go sit in the junior seats, as you have rims the same colour as the rest of your car!"

wtf man, I'm the oldest and thus the only person to even have a licence there.
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#33
I listened to my friend get insulted like this:

"Dude, no one cares. You're mom is a commercial."

...I didn't even know what to do.


@Cancer insults. I promptly would have destroyed the person who said that, providing it was a guy, regardless of if I knew who it was/ who it was being said too. That's just wrong.
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I listened to my friend get insulted like this:

"Dude, no one cares. You're mom is a commercial."

...I didn't even know what to do.

It means everyone sees her.
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#37
Was called IKEA-boy by some german guys once.
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#38
I have been told to "suck a richard" by a little kid once...I lol'd when I heard and lmfao when I found out exactly what it meant
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#39
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Was called IKEA-boy by some german guys once.

wtf that's just.....
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