Today from the Vault of Appropriate Response... $0.50 higher burritos? Open fire!

#1
A Taco Bell customer enraged that the seven burritos he ordered had gone up in price fired a BB gun at an employee and later fired an assault rifle at officers before barricading himself in a motel room, police said.
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Benavides said the Beefy Crunch burritos had been sold for 99 cents each as a promotion, but the man was apparently angry that the promotion had ended, and the price had gone up to $1.49.

That's right. A $0.50 difference, times seven... this man needed about tree fiddy.

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#2
Looks like the employee that helped him

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Got fired.
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#3
hahahahahah awesome. I hope we enter a nuclear holocaust in which our pathetic race is wiped out. people suck.
#5
He just wasn't getting enough bang for his buck.
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#6
It's understandable. One time, a cashier didn't give me the right change, so I stabbed three people and choked a dog.
#7
If this guy had been wearing Sex Panther, things would have gone very differently.
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#8
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hahahahahah awesome. I hope we enter a nuclear holocaust in which our pathetic race is wiped out. people suck.

You know you're people too, right?
#9
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You know you're people too, right?

Yeah, "Change starts with me" and all that.

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#11
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Yeah, "Change starts with me" and all that.

You don't get no change if you're trying to pay 99 cents for a buck 49 burrito.

I see through your lies.
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#12
If you're mad about the prices why don't you just like... go somewhere else? They raise the prices because they know you'll pay them.
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#13
Okay, firing a BB gun, that's crazy, but nothing too special. But firing an assault rifle at police!? This guy's got problems.
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#14
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You don't get no change if you're trying to pay 99 cents for a buck 49 burrito.

I see through your lies.


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#15
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Okay, firing a BB gun, that's crazy, but nothing too special. But firing an assault rifle at police!? This guy's got problems.

I think having a meltdown over a burrito costing $0.50 more than it did yesterday is pretty problematic, even before you shoot at someone over it...
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#16
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Don't make me divide by zero bitch.
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#17
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Don't make me divide by zero bitch.


I triple dog dare you.
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#18
I'm pretty sure this guy had more problems than a 50 cent increase in his burritos.... They also probably raised the price on his favorite Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
#19
Looks like Taco Bell didn't sit well in his stomach.
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#20
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I triple dog dare you.

JustRooster created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!

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#21
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JustRooster created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!

I know. Now I'm stuck trying to decide if dividing by zero is the appropriate response or if I should stick my elbow in my ear.
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#22
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Looks like the employee that helped him

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Got fired.


I was going to give this a lol stack, but no lol stack, whether it be 3x3 or 30x30, can truly depict the pure epicness of this comment.
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#24
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If this guy had been wearing Sex Panther, things would have gone very differently.

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#25
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hahahahahah awesome. I hope we enter a nuclear holocaust in which our pathetic race is wiped out. people suck.

This might also be something for your vault of appropriate responses, stevehouse.
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#26
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They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works every time.

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#27
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This might also be something for your vault of appropriate responses, stevehouse.

So might this


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