#1
Sammy Hagar says that he was abducted by aliens
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How many of you have been abducted?
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#2
I haven't, but my sister Samantha was.
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#3
That wasn't an alien, it was just Joe Satriani.
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#4
I abducted your mother and anally probed her. Does that count?
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#5
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I abducted your mother and anally probed her. Does that count?

Are you an alien?
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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#7
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Are you an alien?


Affirmative.
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#8
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Affirmative.

Then yes.
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#9
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Then yes.


An....



illegal alien

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#10
I have been abducted. You think I'm lying? I know a spell that will make you show your true form. Cave rat taught it to me.
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