#1
...because my mouth is numb from the dentist. Also I can't drink alcohol for a few days due to a course of anti-biotics, but that's not so bad.

I haven't eaten in 7 and a half hours, and my mouth is still properly numb. If I did try to eat I wouldn't be able to chew or taste and it would probably dribble out of my mouth

Pity me?

edit - excuse the pun but this is all a bit tongue-in-cheek. Just a heads up to the people already getting antsy - I know a lot of people have it worse off than me, I'm not stupid.

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Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

Last edited by Blayney at Mar 22, 2011,
#2
Eat beans and buttered bread, soup's amazing as well when you can't eat solids.
Also *e-pity*


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#3
Try to drink yoghurt or something? That stuff's decent and doesn't require much chewing.
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#6
put it in her butt!!!
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#7
Drink smoothies! They taste good and are usually 2 of your 5-a-day
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#8
My cousin had to have her jaw wired shut for 9 months, ate every meal through a straw. I think you can handle a day...
#9


sounds crap pal. you need like an intravenous drip of bitter and curry.
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#10
Find nutritional drinks. I don't get enough calories so I usually have one for breakfast and it's like 360 calories. Surely you can get one of those down.
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#11
eat this guys playing. tasty


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#12
I hate the dentist. **** that shit.

Avoid hot stuff, soup's good when your mouth hurts but if you're numb you'll burn yourself.
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#17
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Suck it up!


Is that an eating suggestion... or a grow a pair suggestion?


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Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#18
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Is that an eating suggestion... or a grow a pair suggestion?



Both. I'm really clever that way.
#19
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Some people can't eat...
...Because they have no food.
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I occasionally go without eating for a day, and I live in a first world country. There are much worse things than not eating for bloody eight hours dude.
#20
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I occasionally go without eating for a day, and I live in a first world country. There are much worse things than not eating for bloody eight hours dude.


Read the OP edit?

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