#1
Well this is perfectly normal:

http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/news/devon_news/8885350.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/?ref=mr

'Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time'


Anyone had any local news stories worth recounting?

Edit: I think my favourite bit about this story is that he seeks out that farm in particular and no other.
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#2
Was caught by a child
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#3




Why don't they just shoot the asshole?
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#4
A guy was caught here flashing people in front of the library while wearing khakis?
#8
lol i once knew a guy who'd go to the local macdonalds and run round naked rubbing his balls on the counters and tables.

but i'm ok now.
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#10
Poor guy, all he wanted was a little action.
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#16
Yeah, nothing ever happens around here. Top story on the local news website is something about a new bypass and road network being built through the town.
So a quote from a random story that just got added
A MAN was assaulted by a fisherman in Hereford.

The 18-year-old was walking across Victoria Bridge at 4.15pm on Monday March 14 when he was chased by a man, who punched him in the face.

Police would like to speak to a woman who helped the victim get up from the floor and an elderly couple who may have seen the assault
#18
Yeah there was a story about my sister almost being raped in the projects. We're still looking for the guy, but he was so dumb, we've got his fingerprints and t-shirt. I had to warn the public that everyone was gettin raped out here
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