Well this is perfectly normal:


'Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time'

Anyone had any local news stories worth recounting?

Edit: I think my favourite bit about this story is that he seeks out that farm in particular and no other.
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Last edited by frnzd at Mar 23, 2011,
Was caught by a child
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Being an idiot should be illegal too.

Why don't they just shoot the asshole?
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Another factor that has grown this myth is a bunch of opinionated guys who really don't know what they're talking about, which to be brutally honest is a bunch of you guys on here.
A guy was caught here flashing people in front of the library while wearing khakis?
lol i once knew a guy who'd go to the local macdonalds and run round naked rubbing his balls on the counters and tables.

but i'm ok now.
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
Yeah, nothing ever happens around here. Top story on the local news website is something about a new bypass and road network being built through the town.
So a quote from a random story that just got added
A MAN was assaulted by a fisherman in Hereford.

The 18-year-old was walking across Victoria Bridge at 4.15pm on Monday March 14 when he was chased by a man, who punched him in the face.

Police would like to speak to a woman who helped the victim get up from the floor and an elderly couple who may have seen the assault
Yeah there was a story about my sister almost being raped in the projects. We're still looking for the guy, but he was so dumb, we've got his fingerprints and t-shirt. I had to warn the public that everyone was gettin raped out here
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What a nut job!

If pun intended,

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking