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??

It strikes me as odd, if 2 guys go together people are gonna start craking jokes like:"you gonna shake it for him"?

But when 2 girls go it's ok, what's with the double standart pit?
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I'm guessing your still in high school, eh?

Yeah but this was in my philosophy class.
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#7
lesbians pr0nz...
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#9
Cause all girls are toilet lesbians.
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#10
The bathroom isn't actually a bathroom for them half of the time, it's a makeup station. Or they go in there to plot.

Devious, evil plots.
#12
cuz 5 girls is better than 1?

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#13
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Yeah but this was in my philosophy class.


Philosophy class will do nothing for you except make you frustrate yourself with useless questions that DO NOT need to be answered cause nobody really cares.

I wouldn't concern yourself with what they do, men have been trying to answer that question since the dawn of separate bathrooms, and everyone has their own opinion as to what goes on in there.

Ah, I just remembered that one Dexter's Laboratory episode where he goes undercover to find out what girls do in the bathroom. Good times.
#14
To gossip while waiting for a cubicle and to compliment each other whilst applying make up.

Waiting, gossiping, complimenting, make-uping: 4 things that don't usually feature in male bathroom trips, therefore we can just go individualy.
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#16
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The bathroom isn't actually a bathroom for them half of the time, it's a makeup station. Or they go in there to plot.

Devious, evil plots.


This. Women are strange, strange creatures.
#17
To be honest, they just chat.
Seriously. I've been there. I often take dumps in the girls bathrooms.
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#18
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To be honest, they just chat.
Seriously. I've been there. I often take dumps in the girls bathrooms.

But they smell the worst.
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Better question, why do we need separate bathrooms? It would take up way less space to have just one big room full of stalls, no urinals. If you're in a stall, nobody can see you anyway, so it doesn't matter if you're a guy or girl.
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#21
To talk/gossip in relative privacy and do makeup.

You can think of it as our bonding time. A lot of girls get really offended if they ask a friend to go to the bathroom with them and she refuses.
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#22
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#23
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Better question, why do we need separate bathrooms? It would take up way less space to have just one big room full of stalls, no urinals. If you're in a stall, nobody can see you anyway, so it doesn't matter if you're a guy or girl.


Perverts, rapists, sexual abuse, harassment, annoyance, and a host of other problems, don't disrupt the natural order of things.
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But they smell the worst.


Actually the toilet seats in the girls' bathrooms are far cleaner. Some men use the toilet to piss instead of the urinals(I bet those are the ones with the smallest cocks) and they piss all over the toilet seats(I bet they piss all over their balls too), so I really hate taking shits in the men's room. If I really need to take the Cosby kids to the pool it's either the staff toilet or the chick's.
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Perverts, rapists, sexual abuse, harassment, annoyance, and a host of other problems, don't disrupt the natural order of things.

If you're a rapist, you probably wouldn't let the sign that says "women" on the door stop you from entering. jmho.
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Actually the toilet seats in the girls' bathrooms are far cleaner. Some men use the toilet to piss instead of the urinals(I bet those are the ones with the smallest cocks) and they piss all over the toilet seats(I bet they piss all over their balls too), so I really hate taking shits in the men's room. If I really need to take the Cosby kids to the pool it's either the staff toilet or the chick's.

They might be cleaner, but all the women's bathroom I've been in smelled like a garbage truck.
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If you're a rapist, you probably wouldn't let the sign that says "women" on the door stop you from entering. jmho.


Hmm... so you are able to think like a rapist.... I don't trust you.
#30
My hypothesis as to why girls go to the bathroom together:

1) Gossip
2) Makeup
3) They feel safer in packs
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#32
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Philosophy class will do nothing for you except make you frustrate yourself with useless questions that DO NOT need to be answered cause nobody really cares.


No. This attitude about philosophy always annoys me.

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Perverts, rapists, sexual abuse, harassment, annoyance, and a host of other problems, don't disrupt the natural order of things.


Since when are segregated bathrooms natural?
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#33
For encouragement.

"Come on, stock that bowl with brown trout!" "Piss like a race horse!"

That sort of thing...
#34
Most likely they are talking shit about you and others around you.
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#35
to make boys wonder why, of course.
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Better question, why do we need separate bathrooms? It would take up way less space to have just one big room full of stalls, no urinals. If you're in a stall, nobody can see you anyway, so it doesn't matter if you're a guy or girl.


Jus cuz. I got dragged into a few gay bars by a Bi friend in Brighton and the toilets there are Unisex.
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#37
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Better question, why do we need separate bathrooms? It would take up way less space to have just one big room full of stalls, no urinals. If you're in a stall, nobody can see you anyway, so it doesn't matter if you're a guy or girl.


this is a very very bad idea......... if this happened, the amount of rape would get like tripled

Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
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#38
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Better question, why do we need separate bathrooms? It would take up way less space to have just one big room full of stalls, no urinals. If you're in a stall, nobody can see you anyway, so it doesn't matter if you're a guy or girl.


We had a nonspecific washroom in our faculty building at my last Uni. It really wasn't a big deal, what with everyone there being adults and all, but it was still a bit of a surprise the first time or two a woman walked into the room behind you when you're standing there bleeding the lizard. Not something that general society would ever adopt, I imagine.
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#39
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Philosophy class will do nothing for you except make you frustrate yourself with useless questions that DO NOT need to be answered cause nobody really cares.

Says the guy who would rather blindly follow a load of drivel than think about anything beyond what he'll eat tomorrow.
#40
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No. This attitude about philosophy always annoys me.


Since when are segregated bathrooms natural?



Well, that's just my observation, people who study philosophy always have to question answers that have already been answered, and they refuse to believe that answer because it's not complex enough for them. Thus, they are always depressed and stressed out about EVERYTHING. Again, just my observation.

Since the dawn of bathrooms, and I wouldn't call it segregated, I'd call it, separated for privacy reasons.

You don't see two toilets in one bathroom in peoples house, maybe the house is sexist.
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