#1
Why the hell do some public toilets have toilet seats with the front part missing?
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#2
Whole toilet seats are so mainstream.
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#4
To combine the coldness from the marble seat and the heat from other people sitting there before you
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#6
The front piece of the toilet seat is missing so drunk people piss on their legs.
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#8
^ Surely you people don't make skin contact with the porcelain?
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^ Surely you people don't make skin contact with the porcelain?

You have to lick it clean first, otherwise you'll just get germs on your ass when you sit down.
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#12
So men with big junk can let their junk hang free, like me.

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#15
it saves porcelain that could be used for much better things

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The front piece of the toilet seat is missing so drunk people piss on their legs.


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#18
So it can be used as an emergency oddly shaped boomerang.
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#19
So you can call the president.
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it saves porcelain that could be used for much better things


Porcelain seats? o_O
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#29
1. Facilitates simultaneous barfing, shitting, and pissing.
2. So there's not piss all over the seat (though given the condition of most public bathrooms, I don't see how that makes much of a difference.)
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#30
I've always wondered this myself.. If I remember right it's only usually at places where food is usually consumed though?
Like most airports I've been to have had full seats, whereas places like restaurants or fast food always have the missing part type.. I think anyway, I don't really mentally record what seats there are.
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#31
Honestly, it's probably a way for the manufacturers to save a buck. You don't need that extra porcelain and you're using less material to make it for the same price. Simple? Yeah.

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#32
Because you touch yourself at night.
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#34
I honestly think it's just so when people piss and are too lazy to lift the seat they don't drip all over it as thier stream ends...or maybe just money saving as sloppyjoe said
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