#1
This Friday marks the beginning of Spring Break for my school, and as I and a couple friends have discovered, our principal and her brat kids are going to be in Mexico for Spring Break. Coincidentally, she lives about a mile from us so we can easily sneak out to her house and wreck a little havoc.

Keep in mind here, we're not looking to do any real damage, just stuff like TP'ing the house and saran-wrap the car. So I'm looking to the pit for other suggestions of stuff we can do to the house.
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#3


Edit: It's "wreak" havoc.
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#4
Saren wrap the house and TP the car
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#6
Dont say hello to her next time you meet.
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#7
Paintball landmines.
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#9
You should burn a giant lowercase letter t in her front yard for 'terrible principal.' Yeah. That'll show her what's what.
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#10
I shall watch for the results of this on the news and when you get busted for being a moron I will post the link for all the Pit to enjoy.
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#11
Smear shit all over her house, then put potted plants.
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#12
Put a lizard in her letterbox
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#13
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Burn a swear word into her garden with lye, bleach, acid or weedkiller. Or a combination of them all, so it's there for life.


I love this idea, but unfortunately Michigan decided to just get hammered with another foot of snow, most of it should be melted by the time we hit the house, but I'm not sure if the lawn will be completely uncovered, still, that's awesome!
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

A working class hero is something to be.
#14
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You should burn a giant lowercase letter t in her front yard for 'terrible principal.' Yeah. That'll show her what's what.


Perfect! My vote goes here
#15
honestly...shit is your best bet. every night, go over and take dumpage
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#16
better yet, put a random rug on her front porch, and she'll wonder where it came from. So instead of taking stuff, you just place random things when they're sleeping or whatever.
#17
Do they have a pet? If they have a dog, especially a big one, put laxatives in a hot dog (make sure it's not poison to dogs) and toss them over the fence. When they get home the yard will be COVERED in shit.
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I shall watch for the results of this on the news and when you get busted for being a moron I will post the link for all the Pit to enjoy.


Oh calm down Jackal, we're not just doing this for our sick kicks, she's a goddamn bitch, her kids get away with everything, and the teachers have to put up with it.
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

A working class hero is something to be.
#19
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Perfect! My vote goes here


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#20
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Oh calm down Jackal, we're not just doing this for our sick kicks, she's a goddamn bitch, her kids get away with everything, and the teachers have to put up with it.

I'm calm. I have the patience of Job.
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#21
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Oh calm down Jackal, we're not just doing this for our sick kicks, she's a goddamn bitch, her kids get away with everything, and the teachers have to put up with it.

obviously this calls for a literal shit storm to hit her property. that'll show her. that'll show them all!
#22
1. Hire some russians (or similar) to make false identity papaers so that your sister/girlfriend/mother can act like she is your principal.
2. Hire a locksmith to open the house and prove you own the house combining the legal documents of ownership of the house and the false identity.
3. Hire some workers and redocorate the whole house. Just change it, still make it work. Like when they enter it's different house, but from the outside it is the same.
4. Buy 40 parrots and hire an old captain to sit in an old wooden chair.
5. Teach the parrots to say "We don't need no education, suckers!"
6. Get rit of any evidence (this might be the tough one - contact the russians or similar again for advice)
7. Enjoy.
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#25
Did you ever once stop to think about what she's going through? Get the bitch flowers. Bitches love flowers.
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#26
Break into her house... then hide alarm clocks EVERYWHERE.
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#27
Rape her animals and then cut out their entrails, using them to spell out "BE NICER TO THE TEACHERS YOU *****" on her lawn.
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