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I don't know if it's just me but I've noticed sometimes some pick up lines are so bad that there actually good. What are some of the worst pick up lines you've used that actually worked?

Mine: There are 206 bones in the human body, want another?

I had just gotten kicked out of a concert at a local church with a friend and a couple chicks he knew. She had to leave the next morning so sad to say I didn't get any
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Nice tits, can I shit over them?
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#4
"you're pretty cute! Do you happen to have any Irish in you?"

"...no? Would you like some?"
#5
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Nice tits, can I shit over them?


lol, and that actually worked for you? Way to go
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me: are u tired?

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me: cuz u've been running thru my mind all day

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#8
I heard one earlier in fact, it wasn't really a line it was just a VERY bad case of someone trying to be witty, and it didn't work.

The girl was/is homeless for a couple of days while the owner of her home is away, so she's staying with someone, but this guy I know was like:

"Want to stay with me?

...

We can play scrabble every night."

I think he was trying for a pickup line...but...I can't be too sure...
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I honestly refuse to believe that a single pick-up line actually works.


I use them to start conversations with my girlfriend. That I aquired by never using a pick-up line withing her hearing range until she was very used to my dumbassery. So you're probably right.
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I honestly refuse to believe that a single pick-up line actually works.


*On non-retard, non-moron, non-slut types.
#19
Every one of them is god awful.
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#22
If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick.

I think you and I should dipthong.

I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!

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#23
Excuse me miss, Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hey, nice shoes, wanna f***?

Boy would I like to put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets!
#24
Is that shirt felt?

Want it to be?
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#25
ONE line worked for me (as in: they kept talking to me and resulted in...) and it was just outta the blue, no idea where it came from. And it is not even that good. But maybe she was in heat...

"So, how is everything going, my new friendly stranger?"
"Oh, you are hitting on me!"
"How could you tell?"
"Oh, you funny! I am fine, thanks love! hihihihi"
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#26
I like to start out my dates with this oldie but goody -

"No, I'm no paying, we're going dutch. And you look good in that dress.. those shoes... whatever. I want the steak."
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#27
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*On anyone.

Fixed

I have no idea how they don't just make girls feel uncomfortable; moronic and slutty or otherwise.
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#28
Are you Irish? Because when I saw you my penis was Dublin.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Theres a party in your mouth tonight and I'm coming!

These really don't work on the women that are actually worth fvcking anyways, so I only use them as jokes. And I only use them if me and her are close.
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#29
"hi, my name is ____" works surprisingly well.
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#30
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Fixed

I have no idea how any of them don't just make girls feel uncomfortable; moronic and slutty or otherwise.

Yeah, that's what women like in a guy. Gotta give them what they want.
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#31
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I like to start out my dates with this oldie but goody -

"No, I'm no paying, we're going dutch. And you look good in that dress.. those shoes... whatever. I want the steak."


what is this insanity ? Dutch guys do pay when on a date, we're no different than anyone else!
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You must not do it anymore
#33
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what is this insanity ? Dutch guys do pay when on a date, we're no different than anyone else!

Sorry. I would have said 'halfsies,' but that's a bit too effeminate.
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#34
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Yeah, that's what women like in a guy. Gotta give them what they want.

I have no idea what you're trying to tell me. :c
#35
The best one I've heard is this one

(girl texts you after leaving a party or something)

Girl: Hey where'd you go?
You: Back to my place, just playing guitar and eating bfebajds.
Girl: What are you eating??
You: Your pussy if you get here in five minutes

I intend to try this one if the chance arises. Creds go to some guy in the "crazy college stories" thread.
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#36
One that always works for a friend of mine is:

boy: you know what material this is? (pointing at his shirt)

girl: no, what?

boy: it's boyfriend material, that's what it is.

5 girls he's got with that. how?

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#37
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I have no idea what you're trying to tell me. :c

Guys with manners and morals get friends. If you want a woman, you have to be a total asshole.

This isn't an absolute, though it's highly accurate.
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#38
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ONE line worked for me (as in: they kept talking to me and resulted in...) and it was just outta the blue, no idea where it came from. And it is not even that good. But maybe she was in heat...

"So, how is everything going, my new friendly stranger?"
"Oh, you are hitting on me!"
"How could you tell?"
"Oh, you funny! I am fine, thanks love! hihihihi"

I can totally see that one working, just because it's spontaneous.

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"hi, my name is ____" works surprisingly well.

Yep, agreed.
I usually add to that "i think you're really cute, and i'd like to get to know you".

But that's actually one of the best pickup lines ever, if not THE best... And this thread asks for "bad pickup lines that work".
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#39
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Chick just thought I was creepy. (lol, her eyes grew huge)
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#40
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This is my fav one yet. i'm going to try it out tonight!

Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
this is the internet, it's not like someone can track me down and tell my mother that I have a sexual attraction torwards her.


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